i was bored at work the other day so i put this NaturOil in my hair to make it greasy, then i made it into a moHawK and kept a straight face with each customer i served, dark circles under my eyes for an added bonus.
i hate women who shop in hardware stores. they don't know anything and act all helpless,
"Maybe we should ask the man to help us? He knows what to do? No?"
gawdDammit. i have arms too u Re-fucking Tard