I learned that the femaLe anaconda snake can have sex with like 7 other snakes at the same time. that makes me jellus. Also wal-mart has robot-like self checkouts now. the wave of the future. I made myself a burnt griLLed cheese samwich tonite for dinner cuz i was waiting for a kall frum newYork. fone ring damn you RING RING REEEEEEEEnG! now i am about to watch Dog Day AfternOOn wif al pacino InniT. that makes me sorta happY. also i know i wiLL get Laid tomorrow. knowing that i am getting laid calms me down. Oh yeh. tomorrow i have therpay with my muther. we don't know how to comunicate properLy without yelling at eachother. Really if u asked me, i think it's my brother who needs the therapy. I am bloated fruM drinking all this blue Juice. I went to lava Last Nite.
Sunday, February 04, 2001
It is fun to play with old fotos of yerself. doo dee doodeedooDee doo. I drank one too many shots of tequila on fri'nite and then iprojectile vomitted onto the sidewaLk one block frum my house, 3 in the morning. great fun. then i spent two hourS fetaL-like near the toilet. ouch. i hope i have not developed an ulcer. Up until that point it wuz reaL fun. badadadadaBing.