i bought pistachios at work yesterday and green gatorade.
this old guy came in and i shared my pistachios with him
he liked them
he gave me a dollar for being so nice
i like sharing
ever notice that when people get new cars, no matter what type of vehicle -
they instantly buy a new pair of sunglasses to sport whilst driving like they're all bad
zooming around in their new SUV or whutever dullard car
they think defines them as a person
and adds meaning to their pitiful life?
one time my fillipino frend reNA ate one of her dawgs fluorescent green Dog biscuits cuz we told her to do it and she pretended it tasted good so we all wanted to do it. i sniffed the treat and was like, "ew gross." but my other frend took a bite and got real mad Quick at Rena and sed, "you ffukin' bitch liar. u sed these tasted good."
i wonder why sum dog biscuits are dyed fluorescent green and yellow and orange? i remember they came in a big brite yellow box.
we use to steal rena's dad's menthol cigarettes.
i am so bored and aLL the sites i normally go to will not load becuz of some gay blocking of sites with swearing and nastiness on 'em at skool. aRRrrr. ward told me about the time last nite he had this lil pink battery powered train that took C batteries and he was carrying it down the stairs, tripped - the train flies in the air and smashes against wall, sending fragments of pink-plastickyNess everywhere and he remembers seeing the C batteries slowly roll by him as he is lying on the floor injured and in pain. his mum walks in immediatelyand chucks out all pieces of train and pockets the batteries for herself.
i go for a koffee now