Email from polite guy in Italy,




Hei Raymi,

I'm an italian guy and I'm writing you because I'd really appreciated whay you wrote about pussy farting.

I was just curious because we don't have any word that you can use to indicate a pussy fart.

I made an wer reserch and I felt on your lines.

Well, just thank you and, if you really want to know my advice, I don't think a woman had to be embarassed at all if a whoooosh comes out of her twat.




Bye,

Ruk.

Quote of the day, "It's my party and i'll be drunk and obnoxious if i want to, an asshole if i want to, a total fucker if i want to...you would drink too if it happened to you."

hurray for my lazy bumfuckin' ass. you guys voted me "Most often late to work" so i won one of them anti-bloggies things. i can't believe it. I don't really care about the title, the prize i've concluded, is the least shittiest of them all. i will inform you as to what i decide to get from amazon.com thank you for nominating/voting and/or caring. i'd like to thank God and my Senior Kindergarden teacher Mrs. Brown for being a scarey coke-bottle glasses wearing freak. I'd like to give shout-outs to my sponsors, that drunk guy Corey down the street from me who also works at the auto-body shop - your love and support kept me going when i was weak and disillusioned and misguided and things like that.....



you can look at the other winners of 2002 here