i'm having an identity crisis. i want to completely change my hair and clothes and everything but i am like broke for the next little while so i cannot do it right now but i want to, absolutely need to do it right now otherwise i'll explode or eat glass or something. sigh.....i ate a whopper with cheese today. lately i've been an eating machine - two meals a day. woooh. in other important news, i have the worst. hangover. ever. i just kept drinking beer after beer after beer and eventually it was like i was drinking just one beer the whole time when really it was like ten and then some cran.juice 'n rumsomethingvodka i dunno. my temples are pounding. last nite was my favorite jew's birthday nite out. i got him chocolate cigarettes and this dumb red dragon head thing that just, uh, does nothing. do you think i should get a cat? i think so.

don't you wish you could party as hard as these folks do? . . . And a good time was had by all!

i'm in maine right now. i've been here since the 27th. going to mass. tomorrow. i've been sitting around eating lobster, drinking beer and watching mtv. i stole a fridge magnet yesterday from this crappy touristy shoppe and then i purchased a book called jemima j. about some fat, insecure journalist girl and it's the shittiest read so far and the fact that it cost $11.95 american makes me want to explode with rage. i also bought this navel jewellery thing that is so decadent and looks all wrong when i wear it. fuck. on the train here i drank 6 beers, devoured two packages of pretzels, 2 of baked lays and one bag of m&m's. oh and don't forget the two breakfast burritos compliments of mcdonald's. i told this east indian dude he couldn't sit beside me 'cause he was too hostile. he was calling the attendants "stupid ladies" and screaming all over the place.

the people in this town suck balls.

i arrive in canada on the 3rd. have the red carpet and cherubs ready.