You know, a funny thing, when i cleaned out my top drawer the other day i noticed that i have two of the exact same belt. And it's not like, oh whatever, everyone has two black belts..harhar. These belts are so dorky and circa 2000 there is no way in hell i would have stolen two of them. From my MOM! Or maybe i did.
if you can do a thorough search on le internet for raymi, see if u can find pix of me go go dancing from halloween nite for Kid Koala's show @ Lee's Palace.
Thanks.
Oh and guess what? I have been banned from the website in which i found all my sleazy pervs for sexwithsmartpeople. I have no idea why they would want to do a thing like that. Do you?
I wrote a song and it's called, "Fucking dumb Hang over" That's right. Can you guess what I did last nite at the Kid Koala show after several alcoholic beverages? Yep. Go Go danced on the speakers right up by the stage. In my underwear. No lie. I saw Coolhandluke's outfit and i am like, damn, i feel fat, i need to shed a few layers. We had matching tube socks and sneakers. Got a few offers to dance at other shows. One being Art System's last nite Nov.15th. This dude came up to me and gave me a huge Chemical Brother's Placard/Poster thing and cd because he was watching me dance all nite long with his homo friends and i looked like a boy or something or other. Eric(kidkoalaguy) pulled me on stage to do a staring contest with this douchebag. i lost after ten seconds. too much smoke.
for the record he is not gay, he has a girlyfriend. so don't make nasty comments. thanks.
more updates later. i am having a panic attack.
i fell alseep in the tub with my arm up in the air and when i woke up
it was all pine-needly and numb and i panicked becuz i thought i had slept
the whole nite away but the water was still warm and it was just 6:40pm
so then it was ok
but now i am afraid to leave my apartment for there are ten billion children roaming my 'hood with bags and i have nothing but razor blades and bleach to give them. Maybe they like 40's and oldstyle porno playing cards?
See you at KidKoaLa. doinks.
What's with every stupid website having dumb halloween-themed pictures in their title today - Google? Blogger? Yahoo? What is this, Kindergarden? GAY GAY GAY!
Fuck you Halloween.
oh right i'm going to Kid Koala tonite but i lost all my army warpaint. Ok. Pretend My sentences are fluid and flowing and not all run-on.
This cute boy who is neurotic and has a sexy arm tattoo made a nice list today. i make lists. well i try to and then once i get to number seven i am like, Gahhh, bugger this! And so the rest of the list is 8. fuck off 9. ahhhh! 10. i hate myself...
And then...AND THEN! There is eeLnahs who has a saucy pink background color (so saucy in fact, i stole it!) and says she got herpes from her mother giving her bedtime kisses as a child. herheheh. go see for yourself. (i'm kidding).
I don't know how i feel about this picture. i wish i didn't have disgusting dark circles under my eyes. hmm. photoshop here i come.
i think i'm having a manic episode. i can't sleep. i am driving myself crazy with boredom and not-sleeping-ness and compulsively spending all my money. still. i need a new hobby.
Perhaps i'll write poetry like Paul. Ewww.
I have decided I am going to NYC next week.
Yep.
oh yes, leave a "shout out"
And one more thing...why the hell didn't anyone tell me i spelt The Done Right Inn incorrectly?
You are such big asstards.
Yesterday it seemed like a good idea to pop an oxycontin after a few beers and then go to work. Wheeeeeee! This dogface mutgirl who likes to hang around kept hanging around with her stupid eurotrash guyfriend and i'm all, don't you have someplace to be it is 2am and you live in Scarberia which is ten jillion hours from here. And she is all, no i just wanna be here and meet everyone. Unnngh. Then it seemed like an even better idea to go to Fran's about 4 in the morning and eat eggs florentine with eggshells innit and a reuben and other gross and disgusting things. i played loud rock and roll music on the jukebox to annoy everyone in the front of the restaurant. my nerves were bad so every loud noise made me jump and spill water or drop something on the floor. Our server was a douchebag with ten holes in his face and eminem-style hair. he fucked up my order. cab driver was a jerkoff who locked the window so i couldn't close it any further. i'm like, come on, i know i'm smoking five cigarettes back here, still, a little compassion please.
sniffsnaffsnuff.
So then i almost had a barf-attack at work every ten minutes but then the nausea would pass and i would fall over in my stupid shoes and drink bad coffee.
I will go eat something now.
Ooooooooh. Today is HomosexualModnite. Mebbe i will go to that. Mebbe.
and btw everyone i am not a lesbian. i just never write about all the boys i am having sex with because they would be insanely jealous and kill one another. i just like to write about girls a lot because they make me feel insecure, shy, stupid, inferior, nervous, ugly, fat..etc etc and i wish i didn't act like such an obnoxious dork around each and every one of them.
Important Update the third
i just ate a whole brick of spinach most likely from the year 1975. what's up Vitamin A + C!?
Oh, not much thanks.
Then i tidied up the furnace room a bit and i found these sad bastard lego things that were never opened so i put them together whilst eating brickspinach. One being an ambulance the other being a robot person. If you send me a fantastic electronic message that makes me not-bored and/or angry, i will personally mail you the ambulance. it is mega-cool.
Before all this, i folded my underwear and socks into tiny little fold-packages and squished them into my top drawer and then i went crazy and decided to empty out all my drawers of summertime slut clothing, put that shit in a bag and hid it in the furnace room.
i am still on a "i am the best cake maker in the world" high.
Now I will go take a bath and rub myself with the big pink loofah that looks like cotton candy.
Important update
i have decided that i am going to smoke cigarettes in my room for the evening and it feels very good to do this. I have not taken the white trash pills yet but i will. i will. the cakething is the best and only cakething i ever made. i have icing on my chin and dried caramel in my hair. i hope i turned the gas stove off properly. i don't want to not wake up tomorrow. i am sad because i have just one beer left.
end of important update.
Today was is and right, feels like, the day without people. i was mega-bored. so i just made a cake - yep. strawberry chips and caramel and vanilla frosting and sprinkly things. i am too proud of it to eat it. it is pretty lopsided though. oh well. i'll eat it for breakfast tomorrow. i saw Master T at the supermarket. he bought catfood. i also bought another one of them homies from the gumball machine and then this other dude spotted the minx and helped me figure out what to buy and not buy for my cakething. that's about it. that was my day. oh right i worked. and i made french fries. did laundry. now i am drinking beer and mulling over whether i should take these white trash, get-me-fucked pills.
I don't even know if the furnace dude came by and you know, i don't care.
post-script: I found those glow in the dark star stickers on top of the fridge. score!
post-script II: I also noticed that i do in fact have cupcake baking tins on top of the fridge, of course after i made the cake. i kinda wanted to make cupcakes 'cause then i coulda walked around handing them to people and then feeling good about myself and generous.
post-script III: Coolhandluke wears a towel underneath his robe. wtf?
I just realised the furnace people are coming today to service that shit. This means i have to stick around between the hours of 1 and 5. Well i guess it doesn't really matter 'cos i know the second they show up i'll be in the backyard or the bath or whatever and i won't hear the door. Story of my life.
$10 - pizza money
$80 - cabs
$10 - gift
$4 - breakfast
$55 - army shit
$3 - Burger King
$6.75 - TTC
$15 - gave it away
$35 - more cabs
$126 - jacket
$70 - Honest Ed's
$6 - Tanning salon
$63 - Hat/scarf
$5.15 - Tallboys
$20 - steak and other crap from KoS
$20 - hair dye shampoo/conditioner
$12 - smokescoffeewater
$8 - sox
$19 - groceries
Where my money has gone over the past month. Well, only the purchases i can remember.
How do i dispose of a huge box of styrofoam puffs?
I'm pretty psyched to see i am sixth on the list when you search for homeless people and there dogs in toronto pics BUT i am more psyched to see that i am the only one who knows when to use "their" instead of "there" or "they're"
i love my life.
Today it is all about being tired and cranky and wearing halloween costumes all day long and eating stale muffins and grease and pizza and not walking for longer than three minutes. i think i am in love with the sound of jet engines and fingernails on chalkboards. Unnngh... Did you know that i am thinking of opening my own cheesy themed sex hotel? It's true.
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | High |
| Schizoid: | Low |
| Schizotypal: | High |
| Antisocial: | High |
| Borderline: | Moderate |
| Histrionic: | High |
| Narcissistic: | High |
| Avoidant: | Moderate |
| Dependent: | Moderate |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | Moderate |
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i don't know what this is all about other than drunken sluts but they linked me so i shall return the favor. Drunkslutsfuckshitcuntwhoreface
i am so sore from last nite. i said so many dumb things. i fell into a prickle bush and scratched my hand. i smashed a beer bottle and this guy came out with no shoes on. watched gummo and felt weird. tried to sleep but couldn't. tried to buy cigarettes but couldn't. i was talking to lamp posts and parked cars. i was so hungry. didn't even make it to the warehouse party. there were so many things i had to tell everyone.
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