today it is my birthday. i don't care. ok i do i'm lying but i'm pretending not to care because i'm a nothing loser who does nothing good on her birthday that is ever cool ebough. ok i'm lying again but i don't care. yesterday we tied one on and my cousin fell three times and once into this baseboard heater and also spilled a drink on this guy's couch too. glorious.
i got a fancy new watch from my dad.