oh and everyone who was blocked before from leaving comments is now unblocked. this is yer second chance so don't go all gay on me and piss me off.
Tuesday, March 23, 2004
me being a heffer. awwrite.
so me and kristi watched a whole infomercial because the tv was all the way on the other side of the room and neither of us wanted to get up and change the channel. it was for this heat wave oven thing that cooks basically everything that could be cooked in an oven. ingenious. the commentary between us went something like this:
raymi: that girl is such a whore when she eats the meat.
kristi: i know she's all; "mmmmmmmmmmm."
raymi: she is SO porno.
kristi: look at that. i'd eat that.
raymi: they keep playing this commercial over and over wtf!? and the payments keep changing, like before it was 5 easy payments of 33 dollars and now it's 4?
kristi: yah i noticed that too.
raymi: good thing we didn't call when it was 5 payments. shouldn't it be the other way around, like, you should have called us before now it costs more suckers!
kristi: < laughter >
raymi: < laughter >
kristi: and that guy just said a word wrong.
raymi: and they need a new slogan, set it and walk away is just so gay. they're like some cult or something, what's with that chick saying, "i see the light." everytime he sets the friggin' timer? creepy.
Monday, March 22, 2004
ok so this is a picture of my ass from a year ago. some girl lied and said it was a picture of her ass and then i went over to her house and yelled at her. i'm even wearing the same undies from the pic right now. indeed.
everyone in the world has probably already seen this but i only learned about it today. someone called this guy a retarded fuckbag and said i should kill him but i won't kuz i think he is hilarious. maddoX
later today i'm going over to RN's house to upload retarded fotos of myself and play mario kart and talk really loud so everyone gets mad at me. i'm gunna bring my laptop to the other place i live at finally so everyone around the world can once again have daily raymi updates.
another wall from the crawford ghetto
so as you can tell, raymi is back on the sauce. and the weed. but i'm not a crazy lunatic from it anymore. tho sometimes i wake up and it seems as if i could squeeze just one more bevy out of my liver. mmm hmm.
it's my birthday soon again. march 31. i'll be 21. it feels like i turned 20 only last week. i dunno what i'm doing and i'm not about to go plan a big shin-dig this year only to have a nervous breakdown again and be a no-show.
i can't wait until it is warm so i can go all around town on my stupid gay bicycle and longboard and fall asleep on park benches and put together outfits that i and only i think look good.
that is all i want to say for now.