fucking portugal shut up you fat lards driving thru town over and over i hope your flag gets pulled into your tire axle, you fake italians. sorry gunnar not you.

and fuck you starbucks. it's obvious that i never ever go there when i am trying to concoct my coffee into not tasting like the swamp water they use to brew it. 4 fistfulls of sugar and some half n half and it still tastes like trash. here dad want the rest? there ya go.

im excited about magic pony parrty tonite, it's gonna be hip hype hop.

i'm bringing blythe too and my camera. there's a back patio but the bands might be playing not on it it's pretty overcast. party goes 'til a little later than midnite. who knoooows when i'll be there. prolly by nine. and i'm bringing an umbrella and yes it will be open indoors because that my friends, is how it's done.

i need to get out more.

the raymi diet is coming along quite beautifully. lots of caffeine and cigarette low carbs the right fats sit-up central and fake tanning lotion. my metabolism is lightning. im like yo what is it in cigarettes tha makes me crap immediately and angelo is all something is in there that does it. it's like magic.

i washed blythe's hair yesterday, shampoo'd it and conditioned and blowdryed it and then put the straightener to it and burned half of her fucking hair off. sorry blythe. i'm glad i was able to get the burnt synthetic hair fibres off the ceramic hairthing if it were the cheaper one i used there is no way in hell that woulda come off.

am i the only one pretending to pay attention to soccer right now? i like it enough when im in a pub knee-deep in pints. last time in toronto i would be biking to work turn a corner and be right smack in the middle of chinks on cars setting off fireworks all frenzied and manic panic. every other day a new unit of nationality would be going balls mental. i lived in lil italy too so u can imagine what it was like.

i think i'm gonna jerk off now have a shower shave my snatch fix up my room and think about panama. superjudge wants me to bring him back a hat.

that's stufinbap with no head or arms. i said lets play the terrorist funchop game and he said cool how do you play it and i said here let me show you and he said ARRRRGGGAJHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH OW!! AOW im DYING IM DYING and i leaned him against the window like so to take his photograph and i said it was for a great cause because canada feels left out of the mix and he is vurry vurry brave.

shawnraymi is coming over with a hamburger and smokes. i wanna go for a run mebbe he will go too. maybe he will have fireworks. he usually has fireworks. i have my drug addict hang-out session later today. i'm voting conservative. me and dad are. and schrader i think. angelo is voting ndp, figures. heh. rick byers (conservative) looks like jfk too duder. i hope i don't sleep thru voting. i wanna see dodgeball. i want my friggin bikini back. i want my whole body to be one fucking color. it's pretty annoying that people's heads are being chopped off. fuckin frig. well looks like they're gettin' ahead in life but it's not something to be head-strong about or basically be all braggy and lose yer head over it. ok sorry. really i'm fucking mad as hell about this crap and if it were going on a year ago when i was mania mania mania i would be so not out of bed or even in the real world i'd be hospital-city where i basically belong. my mum wants to put me away in this 30 day rehab thing. i know i would just lie in my bed crying the whole time at nite. that's when those places are toughest to be in. so tough at nite. so lonely. so sad. i think about doing this rehab thing just for material to write about. i'd write a whole damn book. the first institution i was in wouldn't let me have my spiral-bound notebook but they let me have a pen. i fucking hate horsepitals.

go to the magic pony party tonite. regal beast it is. a rock show art show book launch cheap booze free to get in lots of hot toys to play with and a documentary filmage a la raymi. 785 queen st w. 416 861 1684. it's the opening purrty nite duders. rock!

i learned these new excercises with that big crazy ball and when i do them again from yesterday my abs huuuurt hurt bag. gotta go bowl a smoke now.

ok im back its 11 30 now. im wearing purple sequin bikini top and shpants. its the townie kids' formal tonite and we're going to the after party i think at one to like show our faces.

i can't wait for panama to happen to me.

can you?

today i am jewish and i'm a loudmouth and my mother has a big grey bouffante 'do and i talk loud and announce everything personal in the streets of brooklyn and i smell like nail polish.

i wish my online pervert friend was talking to me now. i had a few awesome tidbits from him but my msn conked out before i could save any of it. shit about a mother fucking her son and other nice things i need to hear.

today i am from jupiter.

you guys should see the bad santa movie. i mean it. i thought it would be the harshest mistress but it wasn't. i want to be santa now. i want to fuck santa now. kidding.

top ten hottest boy uniforms according to raymi's horniness:

sailor

baseball uniform

sargeant andrew scott of universal soldier fame

ice cream scoop boy

pool boy

lawn mower boy

footballer

COP!

nazi

skinhead

christopher

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sheeba could do huge jumps and flips and twist her body so retardedly and when she ate grass she vomitted all the time like immediately. hello that made you vomit 2 minutes ago, remember? stop chewing more stupid. she escaped all the time to watch tv thru our neighbor's window on their back step and when we found her she would look at us like what the fuck idiot i am just watching entertainment tonight, relax.

moacha was a stray and fucked from the start. that's how you know what your cat's temperament will be. like oh this one grew up in a dumpster and got rained on all the time and that cat came from a crazy breeder or whatever. now we have rocky and rocky is the shiznizzle. he's a bit of a lesbian but that's fine. he smells my vagina fingers and licks them clean. meh. right now he's in skitchen kuz he took off again in the backyard so he is sitting on the bed looking at me like i am suppose to touch him.

i want another siamese cat. find me one please. thanks.

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i am the asshole. i fucking lay around all damn day in the sun with a cigarette in my face or screaming at nothing. we're gonna miss the theory party because we'll be in panama. all-inclusive what? i tried the new pizza from pizza pizza the bruscetta parm chicken its good and also that bueno chocolate sexyness. christine was over looking sassified and she rubbed-down joey and jay was there and his pot was like outer space and now we're gonna smoke shisha.

i stole aaron's gremlin toy

i wanna see the michael moore film. looks decent enough.

last year on father's day i was in hospital in the height of mental messness it was pretty bad. the things i said and believed were fucked. i remember my dad sitting there reading the paper and me sitting in hospital garb feeling bad for not being able to get his present. fuck that sucked.

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shawn and i whipped each other with this sort of blow up ball and it makes the best whipping sound but is not at all painful. i bopped mum in the head too. my papa smacked my ass im like woah easy there whino. we went to see my other grandpa's tree in the faggy artist park and i ran after all the geese i was hoping to be pecked in the shins.

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so yesterday was all about lake ontario. and kim mitchell at that festival and us parking our yacht in front of all these pussy little boats, blocking their view. then it was marler's trimaran and ear aches and batteries taped into the deck and slut euro dance musick. awesome. couldn't get the bbq working tho. the propane it was. yesterday my cousin holly, four years old, says, i'm bored. and i say only boring people say they're bored, and your shoes are on backwards. she's the coolest kid, looks just like my papa. and her brother i'm like don't you talk? he is forever cross-legged and playing with gadgets. just like his dad. i really wish i brought my camera out.

speaking of papa, happy father's day raymi's dad and thanks for putting up with well, everything. awesome city is what you are! i love you.

raymi!

flattery! wow! to what do i owe this grand honour?

i imagine i didn't really say anything and rather, that's a rhetorical
statement..? are you so bored you decided to email me? is this your
ad campaign for your blog? actually, i just looked up your blog to see what's
up and your clever as ever ..no pictures.. that's a nice change..
i like the fact your changing the blog format. pushing it forward so to speak..

did you ever hear of that london call girl blog, she has a way with observations
and descriptions. wry humour etc.. i think her name is 'belle du jour' on the
unit..she been offered all kinds of movie deals and book deals ..which is
fucked..it needs a plot..although if you could go without a plot and have it be
art house -that would be ok..listen to me..i sound like harvey weinstein.. maybe
a blog is a blog, nothing less nothing more..speaking of nothing..!

about me..i'm starting a new band called 'fans of nothing'..i might be coming to
TO maybe..this fall.. so i can catch up with a few people and
also step down to NYC for the CMJ.. maybe get a job, visit my old man and vote?
not sure yet depends on things. circumstance,
situation, and of course, money..or else i might just break down and get on EI
and buy a ticket to anywhere just to get out of this
beautiful but boring glass prison..if only for a while..or a week...two
different motivations and objectives..rats..maybe i can do both.

anyways what else.. starting a social night here at the marine club..i just
booked a show with the killaz for the launch ..PKA the GI Joe Killaz ..
ever hear of them? i might have asked you that last summer..not sure..that rap
about GI joe and other fun stuff..laser gun rap they call it..

a few office people have asked how i know you (and others) on friendster and i
just get damn cryptic and they wonder..what has he
got that i don't got? the silent answer..? lots pal..lots..it was nice..i'm also
working at getting out of this office life situation..it's a total bore..

overall i'm doing so much better than this time last year..totally totally
totally..

yourself?

come out to vancouver!

regardless of whatever it's nice to hear from you..

now you can tell me to shut up big mouth..

send me a note..!

nicholas