the wonderful river cuomo

agah!

me and bunny put tits in our vaginas and yelled at rollerblading fags with zak in the bar and i called bartender hey asshole and he got mad and then i got sad because he got mad and then we agreed that he IS an asshole and i a big SUCKbaby and everything was fine.

fil was like is that rollerblading fag joke going around right now kuz i just heard it too. spooky.

my hair is hostage to potential-dreds right now.

a lawn dart plunked onto the roof and almost into our heads and i threw the teniis ball over the fence because I AM A TENNIS BALL.

i fucking was so lame at scrabble last nite i was all yeh dude get ready for BIG WORDS because when i do something having to do with mathematics and letters and points i am in my element and dadraymi was like sure ok and then i kept thinking that double word score was double letter score and the other way around so i would get 12 points instead of three-hundred, agahhh!

then i sort of had a sketch-out, started crying and went to sleep.

ME!

ex bf is hearing nu "news" about me and/or lying about it be because the shit i am hearing is ridiculous. who is tanner and when did i force him to give me coke in a driveway? fuck that noise, seriously.

the men in this town can suck my balls and their sons are even worse.

don't mess with this test.

she is such a hobag and ya tonite rocked it and i especially like her spitting crumbs on my keyboard and slamming the keys over and over and over and posting the same shit again and again when she is wearing the busted sunglasses my mum threw out on her own wtf? and we exploded clothes all everywhere and did barefoot cartwheels everywhere and itched to fight blond stupid girls stupid and i called the bartender a asshole and he was like bla blerghh and i was like RAHHHHHHHW! and we were SO hooters and wrote on each other. fuck, even retarded people have more game. GAME!

i am at rayms and dancing on a glass table having prision makout parties and we went to candaidia bars and we were the specialolympics.com so okk my add is kicking in and also i am wearing a daniel boone hat.

adios hooker thanks for taking pictures of my boobs i love you

with liberty and justice for all,
bunny mcintosh

I am at raymis house in canadia. all my money is worth more here and we had hot jail glass table makeout parties after we were the specialolympics.com at the bar and we drank so much i hav e add now good bye strangerini. please stop taking pictures of my boobz raym for chrissakes.

I am at raymis house in canadia. all my money is worth more here and we had hot jail glass table makeout parties after we were the specialolympics.com at the bar and we drank so much i hav e add now good bye strangerini. please stop taking pictures of my boobz raym for chrissakes.

i wrote a song called m6k what.

it's not gay, it's empowering, like when you carry my purse or wear my pretty diamond bracelet and you are a boy and i have new bruises and scrapes on my person because i was marco in the marco polo game and in the lagoon pool in colin's flossin' house.

i have dirt all over my hands. hot.

i visittede mark at rotate this and he let me tag the decks there with raymitheminx.com go see for yourself and i rode around the store on my fagboard.

now im hanging with craig, parkdalemassive, we went to redroom and shit-talked.

i have to go find a friend to hang out with me now while craig be's an adult.

ehm.

it rained a lot.

emporer sucks.

tell me when i can come visit you

and this time YOU will pay my travel expenses

and i want the world to be there

but i dont want to be blowned apart

i want to see cj

and demp

(why the fuck is he in afghan?????????????????)

i love him

he's the dude i gave toronto map to

etc

and i am a mature now

like very happy

and funny and on the mark and have so much brilliance and strength and energy that cj's head will politely turn into a balloon with a string on it and go ftt ftt fiiit out the window

after i hand him his vagina in mariokart and chess and everything

-go kart