Monday, October 31, 2005



fil and i had a fancy dinner in port credit. we ate elk and duck and ostrich i think and bull as well. the elk was fuckin smoked and i felt like i was eating a fresh human's organ or something. ik. i tried to ruin everything by bringing up a sensitive issue. when the waitress brought us our wine and showed us the bottle like they do in fancy joints i wanted to make a comment like oh how nice but all i could think of was OH HOW PRETENTIOUS so i didn't say anything.

like alcoholics give a fuck about what their bottles of wine look like.

BITCH OPEN IT AND POUR IT DOWN MY GODDAMN THROAT!

we rented house of wax and are about to watch it so be sure to tune in tomorrow folks for my full amazingly intelligent synopsis of it.

paris hilton, what a star!