i was just making some ghetto conditioner in the shower (water + measly amount of conditioner left in bottle, shake the hell out of it) when the fucking neighbour flushes her toilet, AGAIN. next time i see her i will be like yo hussy, i wrote a song and it's called I DON'T LIKE THIRD DEGREE BURNS ON MY BODY! and it goes like this - when you hear the shower runnin'/ don't flush the toilet / because i'm in the shower / and you's gonna spoil it / and don't feel like i am showin' you disgrace / it is plain and simple, do it again and i will STAB YOU IN THE FACE!
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
last nite at band practise i lit a match like those white trash kids lite them to show off because that's their only trick, i lit it with my thumb and no one told me that it burns off your skin and hurts like fuck so i am definitely not down with the coolness but you knew that already.
i sure do have some junk in mah trunk in that photo.
i have to go shower off three days of sweat.
Monday, June 06, 2005
Sunday, June 05, 2005
went for a spin on fil's motorcycle yesterday and went mach three trillion and went to look at rescued birds and i wanted to pet this big fat owl that looked like cid but i didn't which is good cos i get to keep my fingers this way and we bought some orange creamsicle wobbly pops that were so good i wish i was drinking one right now and we watched spiderman 2 and fil pointed out each and every inaccurate detail innit then ate some soy jerky which tasted like naaaaaaaaaaaaaasty. other things happened too but whatever.