sometimes i look like a boy and androgynous, i think.
Friday, October 14, 2005
last nite i vomitted the earth.
i ended up going out with the gals to the pub and was cornered at the megatouch machine for a half hour by this douche who kept farting and trying to get me to make out with him and telling me that that wouldn't be cheating, and he had a girlfriend also etc etc whatever, leave me alone.
he said he couldn't handle being rejected twice, cos once before at the strip club he was all up in my shit and then he went on and on about how he is ugly and i apparently said he was ugly, which i didn't, though i probably did but i dunno how he could have found that out.
anyway he's a blowhead loser and was doing the same thing to our friend the previous nite.
i was trying to be nice and be all hey man we can play this game together but he kept being all assholey and shaking his head at me like he was disappointed and finally i was like LISTEN FUCKER FUCK OFF but then he got all into it and i'm like look this isn't one of those times where a girl is giving you mixed signals here by being mean but really she is just flirting with you. when i say FUCK OFF i mean FUCK OFF.
then he disappeared for awhile and came back but we left and i wanted to puke on the stoop of the fanciest store in town but i didn't
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Hi Raymi I am a sailor in the united states navy my name is keith I saw your site on the web I was looking up pussy farts and queefs and found you. I really love it when a woman so called pussy farts, It is a real turn on for me I have even blown air up into a pussy just to get a woman to pussy fart, I heard it was dangerous to do that so I stopped. I have only heard a woman do it twice besides the one time I blew air up into a pussy but it real turned me on and i told the girl I loved it.
I am a 31 year old white male and also spend a lot of time at sea, I was also wondering if we could also become email pals I would love to chat with you and find out more about how you feel about pussy farts and more about them in general I get so turned on when a woman pussy farts, I still want to have my face right in front of the pussy when a woman does it. hope to hear from you soon
I'm one of those guys who love to see pussy fart. I think it's so sexy and exciting.
Can you sent me one video clip of your pussy fart? I would so much like to see and hear your goddess melody.
I'm also thinking on your pussy muscle power skill. How strong are the pussy muscles you have. Can you do the tricks like those Chinese girls are: shooting ping-pong balls, breaking a wood bar, smoking a cigarette, making the water jet,...?
I hope you wont feel shy to answer me on this subject.
here is a teaser of some of the stuff i'm gonna be selling at canzine on october 30th at the gladstone.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
i just made a beautiful salad.
after thanksgiving dinner last nite we went to the pub to watch the leaf game. they lost. big surprise.
today we watched white noise. kinda fucked up and lame but good nonetheless.
this week it is crazy fun fil week cos he is in-between employment. he is having trouble sleeping cos he is excited about his new ride.
yesterday we played glow in the dark mini putt and i lost and it ate up absolutely no time whatsoever, we skipped holes cos we didn't want to wait our turn and then we drove around and looked at ghetto apartment buildings and tsk-tsked.
Monday, October 10, 2005
today it is canadian thanksgiving which is also one of the top ten reasons why canada is smarter than america; we get a holiday over with hella before those fuckers do and we're not running around going AHHH HALLOWEEN AHHH THANKSGIVING AHHH CHRISTMAS BLAAAH AHHH RAAAAAAAHHHH!!?!';o jes fhj'ldhgdx'
oh and yesterday i picked some apples at a cemetary. yum.
ps the bottle of gin has finally left me alone but now red label is over and being a big asshole.