Sunday, January 08, 2006



last nite i sang karaoke and i was amazing. me and fil invented a way to make your fingers feel like testicles, you make a light fist and gently go doink doink on someone's chin and mouth and it feels like they are being tea-bagged. try it, it's fun. girl fingers are more realistic because they are soft and unhairy.

i told these girls i don't know to stop talking over the mic when i was singing heart shaped box and they didn't think it was as funny as i did.

raymi: do you like that i dress like a retard?

phil: yes

raymi: YOU THINK I DRESS LIKE A RETARD!?!?