Raymi, what's up girl...
Hey, there is this chick I broke up when I cheated on her.... and now I moved (but not that far away) and she hasn't been talking to me (she has a new boyfriend) .... I want her back in my life though!
Either as a girlfriend or just to talk to her again... help me out...with some romantic ways...
Hey AB, uh you're kidding? you're kidding right? ha ha funny joke AB you're a funny guy. excuse me a moment i gotta open the window, let some of the crazy out...
ok i'm back, wait, nope, still crazy in here.
anyway dude, you didn't mention that you came clean about the fucking around so i'm guessing you got busted therefore you only want her back in yer life cos you think you can still hit it. buddy, she has MOVED ON and clearly does not want ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU, you want me to "help you out...with some romantic ways" ? how about putting that thought and effort into another woman whom you won't cheat on you idiot.
i bet you have this fantasy in your head that you can win her back from the new guy and then there's this dramatic parking lot fistfight and she's like JOHNNY NOOooo and then rushes to your side and you punch this guy's face until it's like bloody pulp and you punch your chest going WHO DA MAN WHO DA MAN RAH RAH RAH FUCK OFF GUY SHE'S MIIINE! whatever, you are a DOUCHE and you should move further the fuck away from her and get her out of your mind. she's not talking to you because you FUCKED UP by CHEATING ON HER.
i think for you i will do a special favor and design a t-shirt with that last sentence written backwards so when you wear it and you look in the mirror you can read it. you're welcome.