so sarah asked me yesterday when i was going to do my stand-up thing and i was like well i told everyone i was gonna do it then i broke down and released my precious material and ZERO people laughed but i guess i'll give it another go so i said ok here i go and i opened my mouth and she busted into laughter straight away and i'm like sarah i haven't even made a joke yet and she's all well i think it's funny.
noel liked my take on spiders at least. i will also have one minute devoted to THE SHIT I SAID FIRST where i say a bunch of stuff and then i say NOW THAT CONCLUDES THE SHIT I SAID FIRST PORTION OF MY SET.
then i talk about powerpoint. then i'll do my i don't give a care spiel and have a slideshow of pictures of people and talk about how much they don't give a care then i'll discuss how witty i think i am and the specific origins of my wit until someone heckles me and i go into a shame spiral in a bathroom stall untill someone brings me some blow.