Wednesday, September 06, 2006



i pretty much do not like any university students ok well i like the first year ones that are very shy and insecure and polite and walk with their hands clasped behind their backs but the ones who do their grocery shopping the same time that i do are very annoying them and a million per cent of the rest of the population and yes i know i am crotchety and impatient but so what during summer you are like cool life is cool and then after labor day you are like oh yeah YOU GUYS AGAIN.

yesterday on our way back from the cottage we stopped in beaverton to eat at subway and the sandwich artist knew that i was cool and i was being nice and let her think that i thought she was cool too and then when we went to leave i experienced a random wave of friendliness and yelled out BYE to the entire restaurant and 1. no one said bye back 2. no one looked at me 3. i am a loser

and then i had a cigarette and half put it out and tossed it in a garbage can with four mean bees flying in and out of it and then i went back and poured some water in it cos i wasn't sure if it was truly out and then the rest of the ride home i was like OK THAT ENTIRE PLAZA IS GOING TO BURN TO THE GROUND AND THE NEWSPAPER WRITE-UP WILL BE SOMETHING LIKE:

FUCKING LOSER SETS PARKING LOT ON FIRE COS NO ONE SAID BYE TO HER

ps if i make the effort to say bye or thanks when i leave your fast food chain you had better say bye to me like you are allowed to yell out bye or arigato when you leave japanese restaurants but in a plastic food chain establishment once you pay and eat, the relationship is null and void between you and the cashier?

anyway I HATE EVERYONE


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