Tuesday, December 05, 2006



this chick is WAY bitter that she lost to me for best personal blog. she didn't even rank 3rd and yet she hates on me specifically, totally ignoring 2nd and third place. check the comments. hey um tits for hits, where are my tits on this page right now? i'm so tired of crotchety boring bitches, you lost cos you are LAME and boring and bitter, which had nothing to do with me GET OVER IT. thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for maintaining the highschool what is blogging.

here are a couple comments from what i can only assume are extremely intellectual people:

jacobin said...

sheena, we luv your blog, and don't let that Raymi The Bitch get you down ;)

Anonymous said...

Hey - look at the bright side! In the future we can all torment her about her past when she tries to become famous or something.


now for the real smart people:

raymi lauren said...

oh you're so bitter. torment me about my past when i become famous or something um, hahaAHAhaahhaa

raymi lauren said...

also, my tits won't sag, they're tiny. see you at sweaty betty's, you'll be the ugly bitter one that everyone is ignoring, right?

Sabrina_C said...

Seriously, who cares if she smeared her vagina all over her Atari joystick and then put the video on the internet. It's not like she's never done anything like that before. Naked is her art. I mean, prove that you look better naked and win next time. Also, this is a paid message provided by women with giant tits supporting the smaller tittied friend. Also, I am the NRA.

neil fiddleton said:

RE: sheena's blog -- how does she expect to win if she doesn't even write it herself! having a fan follow her around to pen "sheena did this, and sheena thinks that" is a totally cheating.

erin said...

wait why do you hate raymi? because she has cute tits? hey is this your arm? because that would explain why you are so bitter.



erin is right this fucking explains EVERYTHING.

Sabrina: LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SANDWICH TOO
she is jealous:
1. cause you won
2. becuse she is a hybrid mix of the trash heap from fraggle rock and jabba the hut

Sabrina: ALL SHE DOES IS WRITE ABOUT FOOD

me: yes

Sabrina: HELLO, FATASS, SHUT THE FUCK UP

me: yes

Sabrina: ALSO
it is not a fucking marvel of science but when you stumble on a blog where there are no pictures at all THE WRITER IS FUCKING UGLY AS SIN AND/OR FAT AS FUCK

me: she would win for best food blog

Sabrina: which is actually, the same thing

me: like i am suppose to be made to feel bad because i don't look like that? that's not fair

Sabrina: no, you are suppose to feel bad because she does not look like you and that is her problem, obviously
HELLO, GET A LIFE. IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING GIANT FUPA AND HAVENT SEEN YOUR PUSSY SINCE THE TECHNOLOGY BOOM OF THE 90S--THEN GO ON A FUCKING DIET, IT IS SORTA SIMPLE, DURRR

me: she should be more focused on the fact that she lost the war on weight not blogs

Sabrina: and she has a fupa. i know in my heart that she does

me: i dont know what that is

Sabrina: FAT UPPER PUSSY AREA

me: um ew enough

me: anyway its not my fault she has a hobby of making and devouring entire trays of pinwheel sandwiches
and therefore is morbidly obese

Sabrina: hahahaha

me: i like that we are down to her level i really should be thanking her for the blog material