when fil slides all his clothes hanging up to my end of the closet i punish him by putting my big box of q-tips in his bathroom drawer.

raymi: you know when you shove your clothes to my side of the closet and forget to push them back over to your end i punish you by putting my box of q-tips in your bathroom drawer.

fil: oh

fil: i get it

this has been going on between us for weeks and only i've been the wiser of it.

i wrote a song it's called i have one arm and it's about me.

so metric was fun lower-case f style last nite, well, metric lower-case f fun, everything else capital f fun. we were spotted by ten million people all falling over themselves to buy us drinks. yes i drank but not a ton. i will drink fridays and saturdays only and maaaaybe sundays.

i notice that i get very very generous with my benjamins after a few drinks, i bought fil a metric shirt. holy retard-undeserving-of-lor.



that's grego, don't worry he is more ugly in person. heh. i know this guy from highschool. he messaged me on mysapce awhile ago and i'm all yo guy i know you and you know my brother and so on. he and his lecherous perv friend use to hit on me in the hallway and i one day went up and was all DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? and then dropped my brother's name and they were all woah jokes jokes.

greg said if it wasn't for my brother then he'd be at the concert with me and not with this Px character. ha ha.



courtney saved the day by claiming our last guestlist spot. yay.

subway pole-dancing.

deb FINALLY has a website! for her jewellery! she makes it! explosion!

it looks pretty rad, pieces of copper and metals that she takes a torch to i dunno and blows holes through them and some junk. who wouldn't want to buy jewellery from a hot skinny pretty lady who freaks out on people in her loft-building's hallway who are wasted at 4am, go deb! you can kick me in the head anytime.

typical the ONE day i have to wear stilettos and panty hose and a dress there are ten kutillion chunks of slush and snow everywhere I HATE MY LIFE.

feh.

jeffcarter says:

so i re-read MDep last nite

jeffcarter says:

i dont know if i told you that the first time i read it i did it very casually...just opened up the envelope and dove right in...but

jeffcarter says:

by the 3rd or 4th chapter i was totally having an anxiety attack

jeffcarter says:

i had to put it down but was freaked the rest of the day...i had no idea that other people suffer from this same shit. so i told my family to read it if they want to know what it feels like.

jeffcarter says:

anyway that's why i'm also like raymi's so brave for writing this book b/c just reading it freaked me out...cant imagine re-living all of that again.

jeffcarter says:

you're good kid

mercer union loves you

i am wearing their shirt.

today i went to a casting call for a sam roberts' video. the whoever chose me specially to come out cos of my look. i am hoping i get chosen because i am strange and mysterious and not NOT get chosen cos i am retarded and special.

aiight super super last minute i know however it turns out i have an extra spot for METRIC TONITE AT THE KOOLHAUS but you still have to pay 25 dollars cos my peeps is like that, originally we were gonna go tomorrow nite...anyway, email me or leave a comment saying yes i can come tonite. doors are at 8. send yer fone number. !!! oh don't forget the show has been sold out for a very long time so this is special AND you get to hang out with me and fil and no i won't be a drunklor so get yer hopes down.

raymitheminx@gmail.com

worst review ever

it's amazing how not drinking has brought my confidence back full force, who knew. i walked to the grocery store and i actually looked up 70 per cent of the time and i didn't wear a hat or huge sunglasses or my hood to hide from the world, my old credo being if i can't see them, they can't see me. anyway, people who are drunklors right now seriously go the route of not drinking for four days in a row it is MIND BLOWING!

everyone else who has been sober and smarmy about it for years and judgemental can go shut up and wear cardigan sweaters that turn on FIRE!


I need some fine wine and you, you need to be nicer (the cardigans)

(Sit, good dog, stay, bad dog, down, roll over)

Well, here's a good man and a pretty young girl
Tryin' to play together somehow
I'm wasting my life, you're changing the world,
I get drunk and watch your head grow
It's the good times that we shared
And the bad times that we'll have
It's the good times
And the bad times that we had

Well, it's been a long slow collision,
I'm a pitbull, you're a dog,
Baby you're foul in clear conditions
But you're handsome in the fog

So I need some fine wine
And you, you need to be nicer
For the good times
And the bad times that we'll have

Sometimes we talk over dinner like old friends
'Til I go and kill the bottle
I go off over any old thing
Break your heart and raise a glass or ten
To the good times that we shared
And the bad times that we'll have
To the good times
And the bad times that we've had

Well, it's been a long slow collision,
I'm a pitbull, you're a dog,
Baby you're foul in clear conditions
But you're handsome in the fog
So I need some fine wine
And you, you need to be nicer
For the good times
And the bad times we know will come, yeah

I need some fine wine
And you, you need to be nicer
We need to be nicer
You and me
For the good times and the bad time that we had

Good times, bad times
Sweet wine, bad wine
Good cop, bad cop,
Lapdog, bad dog

(Sit.)

things were NOT different back then, people were just naive and stupid.

if our parents were teenagers/mid-twenties now and decided to have babies now, well "decided" as in accidentally getting pregnant, we wouldn't be here.

the excuses are cute though.

hmm, i'm not really in the mood for the baby boomer arguement so i'll fullstop.



i dunno, it's just kind of insulting when they say, yeah things were different ie. THAT'S WHY I HAD TO BIRTH YOU - YOU FUCKING LIFE-RUINER!

that's what i get out of it anyway.

check: hotghettomess.com

excuse me BRILLIANT coming tru' !

apparently i inspired this goo goo video/comic. you can be the judge of that.

created by our good friends at sealbait.

went to the korean grillhouse with wainbows then to her house to play guitarhero and play with her dog wilbur then we went to see date movie. it is kind of awful but kind of really very good and i think i laughed the loudest in the theatre, now that i am not drinking everything is funny if it's fluff. wainbows totally rescued me dress styles for fil's work function thing so now i can take that money i was going to blow on an outfit and put it toward some other stupid something that i don't need!

girl date!

these socks saved my life yesterday. new socks! fil came home and the first thing he said was NICE SOCKS HAHAHA!

this kid has more rage than me.

this is me crapping and drinking. since i am "sobering up" i will have to talk about being drunk in the past and when my memory comes back perchance i will have many stories to share. uuh um. yeah.

i have to find some fancy clothes to wear to fil's work xmas party yea yea xmas is over but that's why it's after xmas cos people go away you know anyway i'm freaking out kind of because yesterday i went to h&m and all these dresses spoke to me but NOTHING fit me and i felt insanely obese and bought everything that was not a dress. there is this one yellow dress there i might buy to totally embarass fil or i just might not go and i will stay at home on the couch in my yellow dress reading fantasy novels.

holycrap get ready for ten million more posts than usual mania is totally coming back.

i made that for fil's sister. it doesn't have a name. maybe it is named fil.



i sold that for 20 bucks to ben. first i said it was ten dollars and he slipped me a twenty i was all SEEN and disappeared.

that's ben. see how my hand is trying to block the words coming out of his mouth dude seriously has words to say. he's really really really good looking (zoolander) and models whatever anyway he has shrapnel in his head i felt it. he and pitt say my blog is blocked from all, i forget the term, canadian military everything something so no army guys can look at my breasts, i am porn to them or MAYBE i am INTELLIGENCE no no i think MISINFORMATION! so yeah sucks for them, well maybe it's a good thing cos like no one wants people to be distracted by little posts about 4 years old playing in the park and funny looking dogs and shit WHAT WAS I THINKING!?



i woke up to two voicemails from my dad about my grandma being rushed to hospital cos of no vital signs chest pains so he gets there and she is sitting up in bed laughing, this is the second time its happened. she has a weak pulse so all the docs are clueless i dunno, anyway it's great she is fine i was already half out the door with mascara all over my face to the subway to the burbs to cry but yeah that's good.

i bought the scissor sisters cd yesterday, it is gay literally and figuratively and i like it. i jay-walked across the street to hmv and i thought uh oh maybe the police saw me and are going to be waiting for me outside when i get out, stupid.

i had to duck into a body shop store to get away from these loud-talking spanish guys keeping pace with my stride despite slowing down or speeding up, just curious is it really necessary to yell when you aren't speaking english? so yeah i'm walking around this store and four body shop women are hovering like hey buy this "brand new" strawberry something bath shit and halfway through her speech i just walked out then went to mcdonald's to get a bigmac because I DESERVED IT!

i want to see this (devil and daniel johnston). dude almost died from a lithium overdose go lithium!

here are lyrics to one of his songs

The Story of An Artist (Don't Be Scared)



thanks to Tim Layton



Listen up and I'll tell a story

About an artist growing old

Some would try for fame and glory

Others aren't so bold



Everyone, and friends and family

Saying, "Hey! Get a job!"

"Why do you only do that only?

Why are you so odd?

We don't really like what you do.

We don't think anyone ever will.

It's a problem that you have,

And this problem's made you ill."



Listen up and I'll tell a story

About an artist growing old

Some would try for fame and glory

Others aren't so bold



The artist walks alone

Someone says behind his back,

"He's got his gall to call himself that!

He doesn't even know where he's at!"

The artist walks among the flowers

Appreciating the sun

He does this all his waking hours

But is it really so wrong?



They sit in front of their TV

Saying, "Hey! This is fun!"

And they laugh at the artist

Saying, "He doesn't know how to have fun."

The best things in life are truly free

Singing birds and laughing bees

"You've got me wrong", says he.

"The sun don't shine in your TV"



Listen up and I'll tell a story

About an artist growing old

Some would try for fame and glory

Others aren't so bold



Everyone, and friends and family

Saying, "Hey! Get a job!"

"Why do you only do that only?

Why are you so odd?

We don't really like what you do.

We don't think anyone ever will.

It's a problem that you have,

And this problem's made you ill."



Listen up and I'll tell a story

About an artist growing old.

Some would try for fame and glory

Others just like to watch the world.




oh yeah i made this and gave it to krista. his name is the duck fuck.

also for a limited time i have lowered the price of marketable depression to 16.99 oh what a steal!

i forgot to scan in the valentine that i made for fil, here it is.

look a subway cat!

so my new addiction is going to be SPENDING MONEY ON MYSELF! i'm thinking of all these things that i am going to buy, a cd and some clothes and some groceries all for me!



on the subway this asian dude is standing near us and we're all looking at the ultraviolet ad and i go HEY LOOK IT'S ME! and the asian dude looks to the ad then at me and goes REALLY THAT'S YOU? i said yep first time seeing it myself and he goes wow good for you! chad and fil were ready to play along but i said no no no sorry it's not me and he goes no offense but all you people look the same to me and we busted out laughing and i said THAT'S FUNNY COS I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR YOU! more laughing and somehow we started talking about plastic surgery and i asked how much liposuction would cost and he said 1700 bucks if i went to like asia i dunno and he said fil has a nice chin.

so this chick explodes with rage out of nowhere on sunday about how she doesn't understand why anyone would want to go to toronto IT'S JUST A CITY I DON'T GET IT and she's from newfoundland and went to montreal once and vancouver and says MONTREAL NOW THAT CITY KNOWS WHAT IT'S DOING bla bla bla and normally i am an extremely defensive argumentative person but like bitch obvs. had to get some shit off her chest so i just sat there in awe of this emotional tirade and thinking some fucking nerve, then i said WHAT IS YOUR POINT YES YOU HAVE SAID THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TORONTO FIRST OF ALL YOU LIVE IN NORTH YORK and then i asked if she had an established scene or group of friends. here's an idea GO BACK TO NEWFOUNDLAND IF YOU HATE TORONTO SO MUCH.



this would be like me sitting at a table with a bunch of newfs and being all I DON'T UNDERTAND NEWFOUNDLAND IT IS JUST NEWFOUNDLAND WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE HERE!?!

or like going to your grandma's and saying at the dinner table yeah i don't know why anyone would want to come here like i could be at your uncle's house or your aunts even but WHY grandma's house, i mean, it's JUST a house! and then have my hands up in the air and shrug my shoulders like i am insanely confused.

DON'T GO TO SOMEONE'S CITY AND TALK SHIT ABOUT IT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE NATIVE TO THAT CITY! do you want fries with that moron sandwich?



i was so aghast i couldn't come up with any reason to back up toronto so i said well we have the ROM and she snaps at me YEAH WELL THERE'S MUSEUMS IN EUROPE!

oh ok thanks i didn't know toronto was being compared to big fancy europe first it was vancouver and montreal, a city that KNOWS what it's doing because it has a brain and toronto is deformed. ciavarro put his body between us to calm down this girl cos she would not shut up and likes to make amazing first impressions. later on ciavarro and fil are discussing the skytrain and i played dumb and said WHAT IS THE SKY TRAIN and she gets this look on her face of complete and utter pissedoffness, anyway I was the bigger man and smoothed it over by complimenting her hat mitts and scarf ensemble that her boyfriend got from smart set.

rn and i are friends again, we buried the hatchet. i called him a whiny little bitch and he apologized for being a sucky little girl. i said look i have mental problems, peace dude.

turns out one of our childhood crew members is in afghanistan right now which is terrifying, he's the dude in the rn hates me post foto dressd like a drunken hick on the right. JEREMY WTF!?

yesterday was pretty fuckin' hard and trying to sleep last nite was impossible, i'm running off two hours. i have zero booze-cravings thus far despite feeling as if i'm coming off an 8 year boomerang bender pretty much. anyway, i feel quite optimistic today and no this blog isn't going to be all bla blah i want a drink my life is boring well actually it might we'll see. unfortunately i am not any less obnoxious whilst sober just quieter and ten times more insecure and anxious i hope i don't have anxiety attacks again. that would be the opposite of cool.

think of the money i'll save and all the tv i will be around to watch at home also i will be level-headed enough to finally begin working on my script. i even thought about going to school last nite and then i thought about pencils and paper and ten million other retarded things.

i know i'm gonna get super thin again also like skeletor.

man i wanted to make a drunklor t-shirt but now maybe i'll make a soberlor one instead and sell them to AA people. maybe i should just shut up cos it's only been 24 hours, jeez.



new videos

RN hates me. hey man way to publicly decree on your fuckin' website that our almost 23 year friendship is over. this brings back memories of you nixing tom green cos he apparently turned his back on canada. oh and this is actually how the conversation went after i left a comment on yer site asking if you were coming to the party:

rn: call me at work when you have a chance. Sam and I might come

raymi: i dont have a chance busy busy all day long

rn: Ok. We'll play catch up some other time when you're not busy then. Have fun tonight.

please point out where exactly i said i am too busy for you?

my aunt was over all day and we were working on her art and she was helping me sew and i made her a blog like fuck dude sorry i wasn't able to fucking hold your hand. this is how many people were called and invited to the party: 0

it's a blogparty don't be a whiner, people find out about it on the internet why do i need to call you exactly is there not enough information on my website? oh and you also banned me and removed my link off yer blog, WAY TO GO i've known you since preschool you get all retarded like this. I WAS BUSY SO I COULDN'T CALL YOU SO NOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS PERMANENTLY OVER!?

also saying i have a false impression of people loving me, that's also so nice that you said that! like all this time i falsely thought people liked me, WHAT A FOOL I AM BOY IS MY FACE RED! thank you so much for clearing that up RN!

i am flabbergasted.

i'm quitting drinking cos it is out of control and i have personality changes whilst drunk and today is the first time where i really hate myself cos of the drink and no i am not out of beer, i seriously do not want to drink for a very very long time i also like want to kill myself but i won't cos of family and fil and like yeah i know suicide is the gayest of the gays and talknig about it is taboo it's just the day after booze blues i'll get over it.

jonathan.. says:

im bored

raymi says:

sorry

raymi says:

talk shit about people i know then

jonathan.. says:

i lost?

jonathan.. says:

im

raymi says:

what

jonathan.. says:

talk shit about people i know then

jonathan.. says:

??

raymi says:

if u are bored then let discuss people of the past that we both know

raymi says:

are you an idiot

jonathan.. says:

a hhh

jonathan.. says:

i see

jonathan.. says:

no dont think so

jonathan.. says:

marijauna smoke has made my brain slow...but pretty sure im not an idiot

raymi says:

ok

jonathan.. says:

thanx 4 askin tho

raymi says:

so are you like an orthodontist yet

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha

jonathan.. says:

a hhh

jonathan.. says:

dreams ur parents put in ur head

jonathan.. says:

when ur little

jonathan.. says:

funny

jonathan.. says:

very funny

jonathan.. says:

no no not an orthodontist...but i am almost on my way 2 bein what my career choice b4 my parents orthodonist stint

raymi says:

what

raymi says:

an artist

jonathan.. says:

no no no

jonathan.. says:

ill always be an artist unfortunatly

jonathan.. says:

im talkin bout a ninja turtle

jonathan.. says:

b4 that i wantd 2 be gumby...but i think thats a little bit childish u kno

raymi says:

SWEET

jonathan.. says:

yea yea!!

raymi says:

i would be the red headband one

raymi says:

raphael?

jonathan.. says:

guess who i was fully stopd beside at a red lite yestrday

jonathan.. says:

truuu

jonathan.. says:

id be michalangelo

jonathan.. says:

no doubt

raymi says:

my mum thought they were the teenage mutant ninja ants

raymi says:

haha

jonathan.. says:

with my mnumchuks

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha

raymi says:

who at the red light?

jonathan.. says:

angela carrero

raymi says:

how did she look

jonathan.. says:

exactly the fuckin same

raymi says:

woah lame

jonathan.. says:

it was such a trip

jonathan.. says:

n i was so fuckin high

raymi says:

she looks lame

jonathan.. says:

n drivin my friends audi A8

raymi says:

did she recognize you

jonathan.. says:

she musta thot i was rollin in it

raymi says:

whatever u fucking porkchops

jonathan.. says:

yea i lookd rite at her n blew her a kiss n she laughd n rolld down her window

raymi says:

yer spoiled

jonathan.. says:

but the lite turnd green

jonathan.. says:

so i drove away

jonathan.. says:

lol

raymi says:

hahahahaha

raymi says:

see this is what i was talking about when i said lets discuss people of the past

jonathan.. says:

truuu

jonathan.. says:

i always yell at dave from across the street

jonathan.. says:

other day i was blazn n skateboardin in front of my house

jonathan.. says:

n he rolld up in his drive way

jonathan.. says:

n i startd screamn his name

jonathan.. says:

but he jus wavd n went in

jonathan.. says:

??weird?

jonathan.. says:

if sum1 was callin u wudnt u go over n check em?

raymi says:

dude maybe he hates u

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha ha ha!!

jonathan.. says:

thatd be jokes

raymi says:

maybe u think you are black or in a gang

jonathan.. says:

fully grew up with him

raymi says:

cos of how u talk

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha ha

raymi says:

i know it is strange

jonathan.. says:

yea that must be it

jonathan.. says:

he like saw my swagger from across the street

jonathan.. says:

n was all like

jonathan.. says:

he must b in a gang

jonathan.. says:

ill stay far away from that kid

jonathan.. says:

i cant wait 2 go under the needle again 2moor!!!!!!!!

jonathan.. says:

boo ya ka sha!!!!!!



jonathan.. just sent you a Nudge!



raymi says:

stop talking ebonics

jonathan.. says:

wtf

jonathan.. says:

u dont understand

jonathan.. says:

goin under the needle?

jonathan.. says:

u kno

jonathan.. says:

tatt

jonathan.. says:

oo

jonathan.. says:

?

jonathan.. says:

kk ill talk pure white k

jonathan.. says:

shud make u feel more comfortable no?

jonathan.. says:

am i allowd 2 spell shud like that?

jonathan.. says:

or wud u rather

jonathan.. says:

should

jonathan.. says:

would u rather should

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha

raymi says:

should

jonathan.. says:

ok then

jonathan.. says:

super

jonathan.. says:

so i have a newfound attraction 2 these suicide girls

jonathan.. says:

im lookin at

jonathan.. says:

i need a crazy nympho tattd up piercd beehatch

jonathan.. says:

i do believe

raymi says:

gay

raymi says:

i know a suicide girl

jonathan.. says:

yea she hot?

jonathan.. says:

cuz im seein alot of not hot girls

raymi says:

ill get u link

jonathan.. says:

n its kinda killing my whole mood

jonathan.. says:

truu thanx

jonathan.. says:

question

jonathan.. says:

is the abbreviation of "lol" acceptable or wha?

raymi says:

http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Abbie/

jonathan.. says:

no wait arent u like pure anti lol

raymi says:

lol is never acceptable

raymi says:

it is gay

jonathan.. says:

ha ha ha

jonathan.. says:

ok

Dr. Acula says:

white guys get all the girls these days

Dr. Acula says:

if i was white with long hair but still had gold teeth

Dr. Acula says:

id get all the pussy


raymi says:

so being black is no longer fashionable?

Dr. Acula says:

nah

Dr. Acula says:

its passe

Dr. Acula says:

itll make a comeack in lkike 2 years

raymi says:

long hair on white guys SUCKS

raymi says:

all guys every color

raymi says:

like what are you on the cover of a romance book

Dr. Acula says:

hahah

raymi says:

ps u said kike

google fight

i'm quitting drinking. for real.

we're going to meet up with ciavarro and pitt and others for tv hockey olympic style tv hockey is boooring so i hope there is a megatouch machine there even if someone is on it i will ask if i can play it with them and eventually take over entirely.

i kind of feel bad reading everyone's blogs that all mention being completely over the toply insanely waaasted from my party, like hello could i BE any more of a bad influence, fuckin' worst role model EVER! next party will be in a library i mean it.

i ditched the party at the point of total drunken meltdown with fil and samir and hit up ten million bars on our way to the midtown, ie. samir went into bird then we left it was too packed then to this other joint and promptly told the manager THIS PLACE WASN'T TO HER LIKING and points at drunky funky me and leaves. i'm fighting with fil the entire way to midtown and then twenty minutes there-after.

anyway the next one is suppose to be a surprise birthday party for me so i can get a lot of presents from people i hardly know and i am the mastermind behind it but fil says more people will come if i publicly mention it so here and now let it be known that on FRIDAY MARCH 31 there will be a party in my honor i have not decided any details yet but you are required to BUY ME A PRESENT i don't want any shitty handmade stuff that's bullshit for me to do, heh. ok it can be handmade if it is amazing only. and if you are too poor to get me something then DON'T BOTHER COMING TO MY PARTY.

ok i'm joking about the presents 100 per cent no i'm not.