it's pretty much guaranteed that hipsters hate me.

last nite i wore black socks and my new wedges because i am your dad.

i really like mcdonald's philly cheese steak did i mention that before.

sarah's show was great, she has a pretty voice.

today we are going mall-hopping. fil needs new work shoes and i want a board game and probably some other stupid crap.

F U N.

pitt = DRUNK DIALOR!

no one is safe!

ok i just bought a new pair of sandals/wedges from aldo and now i am 3.5 inches taller and like MEGA LEGS CITY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! yesterday i put more red in my hair it is orangey i want it to be like that retard girl from american pie i know she's not a retard but she makes retard faces and talks like one ok crucify me RETARD RETARD RETARD.

also it was totally relevant for me to mention the race of yesterday's offender. who am i citypulse news and i can't mention that the guy who broke into my house was black? uh don't you think that's an important detail in finding the suspect? it's relevant for my blog to mention it cos i have a heavy toronto readership and those people will know exactly what i'm talking about and whether that's important to them or not, or you, i dunno, why are you reading this blog? why are they? to read relevance?

if i left out details, this blog would be pretty scarce don't you think? do you want me to be more PC? do you want zero nudity and cuss words too? do you want my blogger login and password?

from now on i will refer to people using numbers only and street names and restuarants too and movies for example:

yesterday 4 told me to meet her at 92589990001 and making my way there this 888 6655 45 4545 87 98 009 0- 9 98 8 76 5 568 4767677666666 544 SEE YOU LATER 99888 it was a pretty good day.

ps. fil is part NATIVE! FUCK EVERYONE !

I GOT CID ON CUTEOVERLOAD.COM!

i'm getting rid of these bad boys do you want them?

they are size 7b, euro 38 black leather sole upper and lower, purchased from ALDO a year and a half ago and i have worn them out less than five times, though, they are slightly worn-in which makes it easier for the next wearer. they are in very good condition and do not even smell. well, they smell like leather.

i purchased them for 79.95 and now i am asking 40 bucks plus shipping&handling - unless you live in toronto we can do a hand-off.

i'm selling them because they don't fit me comfortably, i don't wear them frequently at all or ever to stretch them out so i'm leaving that to whoever buys them. also i'm actually a size 8 i don't know what drugs i was on when i bought them.

if you are a horny pervert man with a raymi foot/shoe fetish and you want them the price will be higher. if you try and pull the wool over my eyes by posing as a chick to get my shoes for less first of all you are a douchebag and secondly so i know you are really interested foot-fetishwise, i will send you a few exclusive photos of me wearing the shoes and being sexy perhaps.

if you are a girl and want a photo of me wearing them then that is also doable.

email raymitheminx@gmail.com if you are interested or comment whatever.

oh if you want me to sign them or something i can do that too.

i didn't want to leave the guys out for how to get over a relationship so this is what you do to get over your girlfriend:









HAVE SEX WITH HER BEST FRIEND.

and comment of the day goes to outlaw by way of pitt's blog. way to go pitt!

UR AN IDIOT IF U THINK I AM IN A FORGIVING MOOD (today) WITH MY CRAMPS, PMS AND UR IDIOTIC PHONECALLS AND RAMBLING ALL FUCKIN NIGHT WHILE CALLING AND YELLING AT ME FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE URSELF, OH AND UR DRINKING HAS REALLY REALLY PISSED ME RIGHT THE FUCK OFF AND I AM VERY ANGRY AND MAD RIGHT NOW!!
But u already know that.

JEBEMTI STO SE TAKO PONASAS I ZAJEBAVAS ME KAD SE NAPIJES I ONDA ME ZOVES KAO DA SAM TI JA KRIVA....TI SI BUDALA I NEOZBILJAN I MORAS SE OPAMETITI ILI CU TE OSTAVITI ZBOG TVOJIH GLUPOSTI!
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what does that mean outlaw? hey kids we have band practise this sunday in the big burl wanna come by? we booze it there. u can take videos for my buzznet page.
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woah cos it was all in caps i didnt realise the first half of yer comment was in english whoops. yeh pitt nice drunk dialing hahaa.
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i am SO fucking awake.



flinstones winston cigarette break



star trek cribs

dope!



BEST buy improv

brilliant.

after taking turns throwing each other into bushes and trees and street signs and posts we stumbled in plastered to the laundry room to find the superintendent's wife waiting for a load of laundry to finish and she had FOLDED. MY. LAUNDRY! i'm glad fil was there with me cos the exchange wouldn't have been pleasant at all, i mean, she would have scolded me but cos super tall responsible kempt facial hair guy was with me it was like oh ok no biggie i totally folded YOUR UNDERWEAR!

???

then she told us that the laundry room closes at ten bla bla we knew this already and i couldn't control the volume of my voice so i was like yell-talking and thanking her and saying YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT and in my head i am like FUMING.

i preferred it when our clothes were tossed soggy and wet into a pile wait, no i didn't.

do you think she was trying to teach me a lesson by folding my laundry? cos all i learned was to FUCKIN PAAAAARTY AAAAAALL NIIIIITE LOOOONG DUUUUDE AND THEN MY LAUNDRY GETS FOLDED YES!

woah i am total ragelor!

i just completely lost my fucking mind on two natives, one of the ten million who frequent bloor between bathurst and spadina.

i was returning a video to queen and passing by this big dude with a tear drop tattoo under his eye and a skinnier guy with a mohawk, tear drop goes I CAN SEE YOUR NIPPLES as i am passing by and i whip around and say FUCK YOU! walk a little ways more turn around still walking and give them the arm raised in the air middle finger and scream YOU FUCKING SCUM!!!1 then i return the movie and pass them again and they didn't say a word. the one guy was motioning to teardrop that i was coming by again and they both went quiet.

GO ZOLOFT WITHDRAWAL!



El FIB Chanante

?

if there wasn't picking my ear there wouldn't be anything at all.

RAYMI'S GUIDE TO GETTING OVER A DUDE!

i guess this could also apply to getting over a chick.

first off you have to shed ten pounds but you don't really need to do anything to make that happen it just, happens, you know emo stress and sadness makes food just like bleh! if you were dumped out of the blue then you were robbed of your getting hot for your new dating lifestyle HOW DARE HE PLAN BEHIND YOUR BACK TO DUMP YOU HE WILL BUUUUUUUUUURN and how he will burn is by you turning anorexic and throwing out every article of clothing that makes you look dumpy on the couch secluded behind your curtains.

"what's the point in being single if i can't wear my skinny pants?"

give yourself a tiny haircut or a trim and dye your hair, make yourself look better on the outside cos once you feel better on the outs you wil feel better on the IN and any friends of yours who tell you IT'S THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS, YOUR PERSONALITY bla bla FUUUUCK THEM! they are fat and ugly and single. avoid depressives for the entire month following your break up, they will BRING. YOU. DOWN.

hang out with people who effectively shit talk your ex and who gladly bring up every single detail of why they suck and everytime you mention how attractive your man was/is they are allowed to steal something from you.

go out and buy new cds, do NOT listen to any of the music you both enjoyed together until you are fully over this guy, seriously, do you think he is lying in bed at nite listening to jeff buckley, picturing your face? bitch that dude is straight macking chicks LEFT AND RIGHT!

which brings me to my next point, GET LAID! if not fully-laid then facefuck a bunch of dudes PLEASE. don't do that i am swearing off the opposite sex bullshit like you are the guy from weezer, what are you castrated? the longer you go without having your sexual urges met the more of a terrified awkward weirdo you will be when you once again come into contact with a dude UH HUH DOI THANK YOU FOR LOOKING AT ME OH OOOOH THAT FEELS GOOD WHEN YOUR FINGER TOUCHES MY SHOELACE swooooooooooooon!

pathetic.

GO. ON. A. BENDER. serious. listen to agro rock and wear fucked up outfits for a week harajuku style and throw yourself around with squeegee kids at reverb, once you see how the lower class masses deal with everyday hardships by smashing fluorescent lights on their heads and dumping beer on their mates you will feel like the biggest most whiniest pussy ever SHUT UP.




do NOT write poetry. even if you were 100% emotionally stable and still in a relationship. DO NOT WRITE POETRY!

join emo chat rooms on yahoo. talk to 18 year olds who's lives are spiralling downward cos west49 is sold out of ROXY board shorts, SO SAD! let them talk for five minutes then pour your heart and soul out to them and see them desperately try to console you with their advice and non-world experiences it's SO sweet! you will feel purged and the weight of your misery will be on the shoulders of someone who needs it to sustain their emo existence in highschool and something to journal/discuss in the caf over french fries. they also think you TOOOTALLY RULE and write things like i <3 < your name > all over their stuff.

borrow someone's dog for a day.

eventually when you feel better about your situation and how you look and whatever bump into your ex but don't be obviously ignoring him or acting like you don't care just be yourself the exact same you he initially fell in love with, with no hint of bitterness in your voice whatsoever. yes yes they say they're happy for you that you're happy and whatever IT'S A FUCKING LIE deep down it KILLS HIM that you moved on and are coping without him and you're not a lost hooker in the street smoking crack. ok.

xo



oh my fucking christ

fil: cid comes up to me sometimes and wakes me up with his whiskers to feed him and i tell him no later and so he lies down on my arm and cuddles with me until my alarm goes off.

raymi: another FUN FIL FACT!

ANOTHER EXCERPT FROM MY STORY NOT YET TITLED

Larry lives two floors above us with his parents in our condo building. We met him in the elevator our fist day moving in this past December. His parent's condo is twice the size of ours, they have half the entire floor. They are loaded. Larry does nothing. He is an only child and has absolutely zero plans to move out on his own.

Larry dresses like he is homeless and he never shaves or brushes his hair. He's one of those dudes who thinks if people know he comes from wealth that they will use and take advantage of him and therefore spends his days "testing" girls, it is utterly annoying and entertaining.

Me and Sam are his friends and Larry put us through one of his "tests" back in January, we both passed, according to Larry's standards.

Sam's test was inviting Larry to a fancy work thing and Larry got retardedly wasted, fully embarrassing Sam and Sam still drove Larry the next day to pick his car up from the airport.

I passed Larry's test by telling him to fuck off when he tried to get me to admit that I only was friends with him for his money and out of geographical convenience and then I didn't speak to him for two weeks and he thought that was "really cool of me" to not fall for his shit.

Since then Larry and I hang out pretty much every afternoon during the week.

Larry is 35 years old and he has a tiny dog that looks like Toto, but tinier still, and his dog is named Carl, for irony Larry says.

solid potato salad

uh?

woah i just realised that lionel richie is a total babe.

death to gnomes

me and tony talked yesterday

it's walking through hot soup season in toronto aka check on the old people you know, my favorite. lise brought me earrings yesterday and my ears aren't pierced and purple lightning bolt tattoos, later on i drunk gave away the tattoos to the bouncer/manager of a pub and he's all ONLY ONE SONG TONITE?! so now i don't have any tattoos and i have earrings i can't wear. i might get them pierced. should i?

the karaoke guy is getting on my nerves, part of his introducing me to everyone speech is explaining how crazy i am because i scream at people if they are speaking loudly during my song which is understandable right? anyway i don't do it all the time and even if i did that doesn't make me crazy it makes me angry. so i called him out on his scooter/motorcycle and said WHATEVER GUY WHO HAS A SCOOTER POSING AS A MOTORCYCLE cos it's one of those whatever the front looks motorcycle-like the rest is all pussy scooter that i can pick up with one hand and give to my grandma.

next week i will target his haircut.

oh i sang wow what did i sing oh right don't tell me, madonna, and i was awesome and a blog fan guy took my picture with a throw away camera so there's extra awesome points.

i wish you could hear the fake telephone conversation between howie mandel and that other dude on the deal or no deal show I LOVE THAT SHOW!

today is s. hermit's 30th birthday.

oh yeah i forgot that when i dissed the karaoke guy over the mic one of the bar waitresses put her hands over her head and clapped and laughed and cheered!

TOTAL CHAT FIGHT I WIN

me:

how do i put a picture here
doi nevermind
wait
tell me i cant figure it out

kali:

um hi hang

me:

i got it
nevmind
kali:

oh thank god
;)


me:

haha
no kidding
i was almost getting really mad at you
ha

kali: hahahahaha

me:

and fil
cos we were chatting and then nothing
and then i got extremely jealous of your pictures
and i couldnt figure it out
and music was blaring

kali:

you're very needy
heh
he has one too i guess

me:

;ewigoh 43oitqh43[t8hre g
no im not needy

kali:

my boss was here
and you were boinking
all over the screen

me:

needy has nothing to do with it

kali:

hahahahah

me:

oops sorry

kali:

no biggie it was just funny
boink
boink
raymi
needs
you

me:

stop dissing me when u talk to me its annoying

kali:

BOINK

me:

ungh

kali:

k sorry

mostly i'm kidding
also you're talking to me



me:

u can turn the boink sound off

kali:

awesome

me:

what do u mean also yer talking to me

kali:

i mean you boinked first

me:

so it doesnt mean u have to be mean
raaaaaaaaaah

kali:

no it doesn't
k bye

me:

are we in a fight

kali:

yes

me:

no we arent

kali:

yes we are

me:

i boinked you sassed

kali:

ya but i've been mad
you just didn't even notice

me:

"kali: no biggie it was just funny"

kali:

i mean befor TODAY duh

me:

dude you say mad shit to me all the time

kali:

you called me callous and bitter

me:

and i let it slide



kali:

you don't accept me for what i am

me:

cos you are always being bitter and callous in my comments towards me for no reason
you insult me in every comment you make to me
and i finally called you on it

kali:

i insult everybody its my HUMOR

me:

well i dont find it funny

kali:

then we are in a fight

me:

there's funny and then there is nasty
its not my doing

kali:

yes apparently you can't tell the difference

me:

im not the only one who thinks this way

kali:

ok

me:

it doesnt matter

kali:

then i am in a fight with them too

me:

haha

kali:

VERYONE
BLAH ARGH RAWR

me:

if yer gonna be funny, be funny then
thats all

kali:

ok thanks

me:

u just come across as disagreeable
look u dont have to be all "oh thanks"


kali:

i said ok thanks

me:

well tone
oh nevermind

kali:

i was trying to be nondisagreeable
you CANT HEAR TONE ON CHAT@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jesus

me:

you can from some people who usually TALK WITH TONE
ie you and me

kali:

ok we're broken up -- meaning: the time where i talk to you and act like you're VERY cool even though sometimes i think you are a brat is OVER

me:

oh well thanks for doing me that grand favor of talking to me whilst compromising your ethics kali
thank you. so. much.

me:

wow i just reread that you're a total bitch

kali:

you made me mad

me:

yeh well yer nasty
unjustifiably

kali:

i meant it to be nasty



me:

yeh well it's kind of pathetic
"i said ok thanks"
wtf

kali:

yes it is patheric
pathetic
totally

me:

omg u already removed me from yer blogroll
hahahaa

kali:

i'm good

me:

oh my god
that makes you good?

kali:

i told you we were broken up --

me:

wow
thats very uh, small

kali:

ok
no one goes to your site from mine anyway silly
except me

me:

thats not the point and you know it

kali:

ya i did it for effectr
and i'm small
you're right about that

me:

well take fil down too

kali:

but see i think it's funny
no i did that on purpose too

me:

yeh it is funny
he doesnt blog anymore

kali:

i see that

me:

hes also read all of our
convo

kali:

ok

me:

u can keep him up
it doesnt matter
he never liked being called raymis bitch anyway

kali:

i know
i only did it cuz of pitts bitch
it wasn't personal
anyway

me:

yeh well we are different

kali:

you guys don't get me
wah



me:

ahahah yeh you are sooooooo misunderstood

kali:

i know

me:

very complex

kali:

seriously
now we're getting somewhere

me:

why do u think i am a brat

kali:

ok i want to choose my words carefully because i would like you not to get upset
but you know you are a brat, right?
i mean it's kind of your "thing"
and i thought it was funny and i was playing along...

me:

being a brat and having it as a thing?
no not really
well maybe yer delusional cos there was no reason to be playing along

kali:

ok then maybe we just don't get along
ok perhaps i am

me:

and also you dont need to project your inability to get along with others as ME being the brat here

kali:

i do get along with others
just not you
and whomever else you talk to that feels similarly
i certainly don't get along with everybody

me:

well u seem to take a big interest in not getting along with me

kali:

i like to fight
it's fun
and yes i do find that i care a little too much what you think about me

me:

well thats awesome that yer getting paid to fight with some girl on the internet who doesnt "get you"

kali:

you in particular
i know
it's shameful

me:

i like how older bitches think they can say things like brat to me and feel like they totally zinged me

kali:

i do it because i'm a total brat



me:

anyway no harm no foul just stop being a cunt

kali:

i'm the one with the t-shirt, theoretically
but i enjoy being a cunt... it's my personality

me: well thats sad

kali:

that's what i need a "cunt" tishirt
!

me:

oh my god
thats so not funny it might be funny

kali:

sorry i was so nasty anyway
it was uncalled for

me:

its ok it was amusing for like ten minutes

kali:

ya my face got red
rawr

me:

ha
so do i take down your link now

kali:

if you want... i' saved yours so i'm putting it bak up now

me: ok
i want to post this
maybe another day

kali:

oh jeez

me:

haha SEE

kali:

ok maybe you'll change your mind

me:

not so humorous now that you'd be outed eh

kali:

heh

me:

exactly
people are mean up until someone is looking

kali:

nah i'd secretly like it if you posted it and you must know that

me:

why
i would be humiliated


people like it when i make them look stupid on my blog?

kali:

the difference is perception

me:

hmm

kali:

and anyway infamy is just as good as fame

me:

well i think people would perceive that i am in the right

kali:

speaking w/in the parameters of blogdon
yes you woulds
and i....

me:

haa
its too long to sift thru
people would just i dunno
i figure my blog affects peoples moods
so then therell be all these people calling each other out on their shit

apocolypse pony

i can see that extra arm coming in handy

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY



went to see star wars revenge of the MOST BORING PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE yesterday afternoon. i actually slept through more than half of it. i moved one of the arm rests and laid across two seats and passed the fuck out. the movie is total crap and what's worse is all the hype for it. i rate it NO STARS. ya ya it is necessary to see it because there are like eight-hundred other ones and if you don't see this one you will always wonder about it, you know what, don't. worry. about. it.



that c3po douche bag's voice is annoying as hell. um, since when do robot's have faggoty british accents? also it's fucking obvious from the beginning the chancellor is the sith lord because he talks in that sneaky evil way when he tells annabananakin to kill that dude right away i was thinking THIS GUY IS BAD NEWS THEY BETTER WATCH THEIR BACKS YO and then i was right so i stood up before falling asleep and proclaimed to everybody in the audience SEEEEEEEE I TOLD YOU THAT GUY WAS EVIL.




and then there are 300 kids sitting all around you talking and eating their evil little kid popcorn and candies during all the quiet parts so you pray for the whole movie to be full of loud explosions to drown them all out. one kid near us kept picking up his drink, taking a sip, putting it back down, picking it up again, taking a sip, putting it down it's like holy shit kid just HOLD ON TO YOUR FUCKING DRINK and you can't even swear at these kids 'cos their parents are there too.

we were sitting in that row by the stairs with the metal bar to rest your feet on and also protect fat retards from somehow falling out of their seats in the dark and diving down the stairs, anyway, all the ADD little boys going to the bathroom were irritating 'cos they'd swing from the bar and it was loose and our feet were resting on it and every few minutes a new little shitkid would go to the bathroom and do it again.

i am never going to see a movie again where there is bound to be all the kids in the universe sitting beside me in the audience. except for NARNIA, that movie will fucking rule and i will sit in the very front for it with stickers on my face and if i hear one person speak i will swear at them in italian at the top of my lungs until they take me away and ban me from all movie theatres for life.

i'm gonna ween myself off of zoloft, first go back to 50mg then 25 then nothing and if i become grossly depressed i will try effexor. zoloft made me gain weight i now realise after discussing this with many crazy bitches who ALL gained weight from it and even a dude and dude's don't lie.

Sent : May 30, 2006 4:42:48 AM
To : Raymi Lauren
Subject : Re: RE: stumble style

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we exchanged emails a little while back...
since my initial transmission and response i have come to realize that you are a
bit of a blog celebrity... what is that like?

that doesn't really require any answer, it was more of a rhetorical, absurd life
position ahoy, question.
absurd in the sense that you seem to be a great voice from some sort of
non-hipster hipster section of society that i am rarely exposed to. excuse the
use of the term hipster. fuck hipsters. non-hipster hipster only has minor
connections to hipsterhood.

regardless, my uninformed stumble upon a few of your works inspired me to start
a blog... i guess i thought it would be a good release. and your wit provided me
with some evidence that not all the people who had blogs were in the generic
douche category.

i would be much obliged if you took a minute to check it out.
not exactly because i am looking for blog celebrity recognition gratification,
but somewhat... it is all so new and EXCITING!!!!!
more because it was a partial influence thing... maybe you will find that cute
or disgusting or nothing. irrelevant.


maniacaldeviant.blogspot.com is the address

and one quick question.

do you try to avoid making yourself the absolute source of your writing
material?
meaning, do you try to stay away from always pulling intricate messages from
your own complex shit?
to disjoint this even more, is it improv based on information you have
synthesized or is it all from the subjective realm of interpretting your own
experience?

that might be one simpler question, but i couldn't get it together.

good luck with your writing
enjoy the drinking


life is just so real. sweet.

-Keith




love this guy

THE CREEPING NOBODIES (CD RELEASE SHOW!)
THE WHARTON TIERS ENSEMBLE
RYVYR
WYRD VISIONS
& DJ CRAIG DUNSMUIR

FRIDAY, JUNE 2ND AT THE HORSESHOE
$8 ADV/$10 DOOR
19+, DOORS AT 9PM


Hello Friends,

Perhaps you have always thought about coming to see the Creeping Nobodies, but kept telling yourself "Oh, I'll catch the next show. There's beer here at home and I want to watch the game." Or perhaps you've come before , got really sweaty, and forgot all about the game. At any rate, we have a very special show coming up this Friday, June 2nd at the Horseshoe. It is the CD release show for our new album, Sound of Joy, that's been two years in the making. We recorded most of it in NYC with Wharton Tiers at Fun City Studios, and it is our great pleasure to announce that his band, The Wharton Tiers Ensemble, will also be performing! For those that don't know, Tiers has recorded and produced bands such as Sonic Youth, and played drums for the Theoretical Girls (late 70's NYC no wave). Ryvyr will also be performing, which I am told is a psych band featuring members of Jon Ray and the River. Opening the show will be Wyrd Visions, who also just released an album, which is AMAZING. Craig Dunsmuir will be DJing, and I promise you that the man has excellent taste. Do not sleep on this!

Special advance tickets are available at Rotate This and Soundscapes. The tickets are a limited edition run of microfiche slides. We rip off the stub at the show, and you keep the microfiche as an album insert. If you take it to the library (or anywhere with a microfiche reader), you can view photos, artwork by our friends, notebook pages of lyrics, and more.

See the attached files for a copy of the poster and photo of the ticket!

I hope to see you all there!

-Sarah

fil and i went to see x-men 3 last nite and it was awful, i mean, it was good but still pretty bad and i have never seen so many loners in a theatre before in my life. one guy in front of us was talking and squealing to himself THE ENTIRE TIME. the acting was terrible, the dialogue was cheesy, the outlandish costumes of the rogue punk mutants were embarrassing and right from the beginning of the movie it's like immediately accepted that mutants and humans live amongst one another but then five minutes later humans are all WE HAVE A MUTANT CURE!

also a cute thing, after EVERY movie fil and i go to see, for the next 24 hours, fil, IS, the, movie. after mission impossible he was like, a spy. last nite he was logan aka wolverine and he does all these superhero poses and pretends to stab me through my chest. then he hid in the dark in the livingroom when we got home and i just walked into the bedroom instead cos i knew he was there, i turned around fast, flicked on the lights and there he was crouching like wolverine with his invisible claws out and cid was sitting beside him just like, sitting there.

so scary.

oh yeah after the credits there is an extra scene, do not bother waiting for it, unless you are stoned or wasted - it will piss you off, it is maybe 15 seconds long and the credits are like 4 minutes long. not worth it. i could just tell you what the scene is now if you want.

couch surfing

nol says:

went to the famous Gellert Baths. had to put a hug4e deposit down to borrow a towel. naturally someone stole my towel. the staff encouraged me to go out and steal someone elses towel. Now i'm writing them a terse letter.

raymi says:

oh my god

raymi says:

did you steal someones towel

nol says:

in amsterdam i get lost a lot and it always takes me an hour to get to a place that always ends up being 10 minutes from where we were

nol says:

..i tried! i stole a wall clock instead

nol says:

maybe i'll mention that in my letter

raymi says:

ahaha

raymi says:

how much was the towel deposit

nol says:
"couldnt find a towel, but on the former recommendation of your staff to steal something else, i opted for one of your clocks!"

raymi says:

aha

raymi says:

so you didnt get yer deposit back right

nol says:

it was like, 30 bucks

nol says:

yeah, burn on me

raymi says:

they prolly get people to steal towels on purpose

raymi says:

little inside job

nol says:

Seriously

raymi says:

when they see a tourist sucker like you

nol says:

but dont know how theyd cash in, unless they could print fake deposit slips.. which, yeah, im sure they could figure out

nol says:

whatever

nol says:

what'd hungary be, anyway, if you didnt get people trying to rip you off every hour

raymi says:

well like no towel no deposit back, simple as that

raymi says:

what else happened

nol says:

ummmm

nol says:

ate zebra in amsterdam

raymi says:

WHAT

raymi says:

gross

nol says:

yeah, feeling a touch guilty

nol says:

like game meat, but sweeter

raymi says:

ik

raymi says:

i had venison once and deer and it was gross and raw

raymi says:

could u see the black and white striped flesh

raymi says:

ha

raymi says:

did they give you zebra striped cutlery

nol says:

nah, just the meat

nol says:

nah, it was a south african resto

nol says:

they had alligator too

raymi says:

and a hat like crocodile dundee

raymi says:

nice

nol says:

and other plains meats

raymi says:

fucking potheads


raymi says:

ha

nol says:

nah, totally not that kinda place

raymi says:

i was making an amsterdam joke

nol says:

there's a strong restaurant scene in ams

nol says:

surprisingly ggood

nol says:

budapest was all crap food

raymi says:

so when are u able to get me my bike lock so i can buy a new bike?

nol says:

and pretty $$$

nol says:

im seeing lucas today. i'll ask

raymi says:

thanks

nol says:

i was preoccupied over the past coupla weeks

raymi says:

its stupid hot out

raymi says:

yes i know

i love car-free kensington sundays. fil went on an eating tour. we put the leather chairs on the balcony and finished reading the mist then watched our stories then uh, other stuff. it is ludicrously hot outside. ttc strike. fun.

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