so i have some time to kill before the wedding and i'm killing it at fil's mum's and i am still debating what fucking shoes to wear cos it's casual right, fil is wearing white karate pants a la dustin hoffman in meet the fockers



so yeah i can get away with wearing my boots and i only want to wear them cos later when i am trashed they will be easier to wobble around in if i wear the wedges i have to drink less and then bring flats in my purse to slip on later so whoever comments and tells me what to do wins a present. obviously i should go for boots but i want to look super hot right so this is why wedges come into play? oh i have beige tights too BUT i also brought my brown checked knee socks in case i wanted to wear wedges. if i wear boots i don't have to wear tights.

dear: me, shut up.

love, me.

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Mike | In this river says:

iawcc.net

raymi says:

what

raymi says:

is yer face getting fatter?

Mike | In this river says:

yer?

Mike | In this river says:

tho?

raymi says:

your

raymi says:

oh my god

Mike | In this river says:

you don't have to call me god.

raymi says:

dont educate me ok im older than you are, i have earned the right to be lazy u little fuck

Mike | In this river says:

haha

Mike | In this river says:

you're older than me by what... a year and a half?

raymi says:

listen mike NO i will NOT make out with you tho if you paid me 50 bucks i would.
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Mike | In this river says:

haha

raymi says:

well when u factor in life experience

raymi says:

as well as height/weight and gender

raymi says:

and overall intelligence and sex appeal

raymi says:

and popularity

Mike | In this river says:

lmao

Mike | In this river says:

the only two you have on me are sex appeal and popularity.

Mike | In this river says:

thanks for bein a confidence killer

raymi says:

oh so u are admitting that yer a girl?

raymi says:

dude u just gave me a link to a post on yer blog comparing me to a DOG

Mike | In this river says:

I'M SORRY

Mike | In this river says:

but i thought it amusing

raymi says:

well you seem to think a lot of things

Mike | In this river says:

well i'm sorry that i'm not female and can go hours without intelligent thought.

raymi says:

you are way exhausting

Mike | In this river says:

typing too much?

raymi says:

i wish you were coming to dodgeball so i could slam balls in your face

Mike | In this river says:

haha

Mike | In this river says:

i won't even say it

raymi says:

me either

raymi says:

i was waiting for it

raymi says:

im sure pitt would love to also

Mike | In this river says:

ha

Mike | In this river says:

he throws like a girl

raymi says:

you talk a big game for someone who lives with their mom

Mike | In this river says:

wow i'm sorry i'm going to school full time.

raymi says:

here we go with the proving ourself speech

raymi says:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mike | In this river says:

lol

Mike | In this river says:

i live in a shithole town raymi.

raymi says:

i know you do

Mike | In this river says:

what do you expect me to do?

Mike | In this river says:

let me hear your wisdom

Mike | In this river says:

oh diligent one

raymi says:

are you going to be the next columbine or something

raymi says:

hey

Mike | In this river says:

...columbine?

raymi says:

colombine?

raymi says:

dont tell me u arent aware

raymi says:

anyway

Mike | In this river says:

haha

raymi says:

you need advice?

Mike | In this river says:

i need a new hobby to keep me busy because there's nothing to do here

Mike | In this river says:

i figured i'd come to an expert

raymi says:

are u calling me lazy

raymi says:

why don't you write an opus or something

raymi says:

get a girlfriend

raymi says:

im sure u could find one in a yahoo chatroom

Mike | In this river says:

writing creativity = low
girl prospects in this town = dont exist

raymi says:

one non-existant in the blog world

raymi says:

well u need to move dude

Mike | In this river says:

well i've never NEVER EVER thought of that before

raymi says:

go find a lonely rich cougar and get her to pay for a trip to paris or amsterdam

raymi says:

look chicken arms

Mike | In this river says:

lol

Mike | In this river says:

lmao

Mike | In this river says:

chickens dont have arms

Mike | In this river says:

they have wings

raymi says:

how old are u exactly

Mike | In this river says:

dumbass

Mike | In this river says:

20.

raymi says:

chicken legs

raymi says:

DUDE I AM 23.5 that is like ten years

raymi says:

girl v guy

raymi says:

sigh

raymi says:

anyway

raymi says:

learn origami

raymi says:

go gay?

Mike | In this river says:

is there a difference?

raymi says:

lose the chip on your shoulder first of all

raymi says:

it is a very big turn off

Mike | In this river says:

*eats chip*

raymi says:

that shit 17-20 yr olds play off as "confidence"

yesterday i consumed food-wise three pickles, pistachios, half a bag of plain miss vickies oh yeah half an instant pad thai something. this is not enough to prevent your eyes going crossed upon drinking red and white wines. you didn't forget that i was awesome did you? hope not.

i have to practise unbitchy things to say tomorrow at the wedding.

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don't all vote at once now people!

oh yeah bring yer own booze or whatever but don't be OBVIOUS this isn't SCOTLAND YA'LL!

Reno 2006 Balloon race

beautiful, to music and time-lapsed



2006 Bristol Balloon Fiesta

where lise lives


also check this out if you aren't a complete douchebag.

for a dyke, true is pretty smart.

fish heads video

I TOOK A FISH HEAD OUT TO SEE A MOOOVIE, DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY TO GET IT IN!

legs til tuesday. you have to sew them whilst wearing them and most of the time your head is bent way over upside down and you stab yourself with the needle tho all of that could be avoided with the aid of a sewing machine. they're kind of fucked up looking but what do i ever produce that isn't?

hey,

i just read your blog post about the crazy man punching you.

what happened to you today is horrible and scary.

people rarely help if you are being harassed, which makes actually getting harassed way scarier because you realize A) this is actually happening right now and something needs to be done about it, B) no one is helping me even though they are RIGHT HERE SEEING IT HAPPEN, and then C) i am on my own to deal with this and i'm not sure what to do/what's going to happen next.

one time this old man who was hugely muscled started harassing me on the ttc and while i tried to get him to leave me alone everyone completely avoided looking at me even though the train was pretty full.

finally i freaked at him because he was boxing me in where i was sitting/hovering over me and talking about his cabin in the woods and how i should go there and asking how old i was, etc etc

eventually i completely freaked out at him because i was scared of what would happen when i got off the train cus, like i said, no one would help but at least there were people around.

we got into a yelling fight and he ended up backing down and apologizing and i realized he was just really high and then everyone gave me these looks like 'haha what a jackass' as if they weren't only concerned about their own asses seconds earlier like he was some super villain who could kill 50 people at once HELLO CAN YOU PLEASE SAY SOMETHING YOU STUPID SELFISH SHITS?

i was lucky he didn't hurt me cus when ppl thought he might i became invisible.

anyway, i'm really sorry this happened to you and i hope your chest is alright. more than that i hope this hasn't freaked you out too much about walking around your neighbourhood because i think an incident like that would make anyone extremely uncomfortable in their safe zone, especially since you've seen him before. stay strong and be safe. my thoughts are with you.

love amber
xoxo

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ok here is the short version sort of

i kicked a crazy homeless guy on bloor cause he called me a fucking lying cunt for not giving him money and i kicked him with my shin not the toe of my boots and my shin is in serious pain anyway as he was blathering about me having kicked him and asking why i said cos you swore at me and then he full on sucker punched me in the chest right above my left breast and i still have a red mark from it and it hurts to breathe deeply tho my shin hurts ten times more, this was on bloor during daylight just east of brunswick and ZERO PEOPLE INTERVENED and there were at least 30 people standing aroundwho totally saw all of it. this guy was straight up harassing everyone for change, getting in their faces and i started out being polite but then i fucking SNAPPED and then he followed me 1.5 blocks afterward and once i reached for my phone he disappeared. he provoked me and kept in-step with me and then called me a fucking lying cunt after i repeated sorry and so i turned into him and kicked his shin with my shin, his shoe flew off and he punched me super fucking hard and this useless dude who initially was walking alongside me SPED UP just to ensure ZERO involvement.

i've seen this crazy homeless guy before too. i was planning on renting a movie but after that i sobbed lost it and went to victory and met with sharpie and samir.

i'm glad i didn't get stabbed.

the end.

oh yeah i was too embarrassed to call fil and tell him about it but samir called him and told him to meet up with us and he did but not until he cruised up and down bloor several times looking for the guy in his car.

fil asked what i wanted to do about it ie call the police and report it and i was like DUDE I KICKED HIM FIRST. anyway it's my first violent crazy homeless incident and the only thing i regret at this point is not punching him after he punched me i mean, i am a fast runner and the dude didn't seem like he coulda kept up. seriously who punches a girl after they kick you after YOU call them a lying fucking cunt cos they don't give you money?

ps. my skinny pants turned out good.

ok i just got advice from a 12 year old on how to make skinny jeans so i am going to do that right now i will be back later with the results.

meet xiaxue

i have been stalking her since 2003.

she's hong kong's biggest blogger and she's been in the paper and has a bunch of endorsements and other vapid shit. she is shamelessly in love with herself and i guess if i was smarter i would be copying her every move and would be getting free shit all the time also. i've written her before and she didn't write back. i've said snarky things in her comments, which were not published.

anyway toronto, what am i doing wrong? do i need to have 100 strands of hair sewn into my head at 2 bucks per? do i need to come across as more stupid?

i guess i need to lose weight and yeah i imagine everything good that may or may not happen to me in the months to come has everything to do with my weight.

so there is xiaxue, her comments essentially are that of fat nerdy glasses wearing dudes kissing her ass. i don't read them. nor her blog really. her boyfriend is some white guy that appeared out of the blue some months back and they went on a trip together to hollywood and she made him dye his hair blond and it looked BAD, way bad and he has a comb-over type hairstyle which i imagine is what asians picture in their heads when they think of americans, bad hair, dockers, leave it to beaver attitude?

anyway xiaxue we can be friends if you want i promise i will act 100% not irritated by everything you say and/or do.

in yer blog circles and country you are considered "controversial" and really do you agree with that? the only thing controversial about you as far as i am concerned is fuck, i can't think of a funny joke, is uh, your, longwindedness? fuck.

i'm running out of blog ideas did you notice? if you have any please leave me a super secret comment/blog tip or email me (raymitheminx@gmail.com) anyway, i have to resort to myspace messages now, fun.



Hey raymi,

I just started working in the mall in Barrie so i'm just trying to make some friends in town. when im not being a manager im a freelance photographer. check out myspace and if you wanna chat message me, if not well then thats cool too. hope to talk to you soon!

Todd a.k.a. P R I N C E



i especially like the I just started working in the mall in Barrie line seeing as working at the mall is important friend criteria and two i am in barrie often apparently.

oh shut up i could have been meaner.

finished rereading microserfs in the tub today and cried at the end. i ate some soup also, hot soup + hot bath = hot and i don't mean sexy. i have the ripest avocado in the world that we are going to make guacamole out of with cherry tomatoes very exciting stuff here guys. it's rainy out. i think i will go get us a movie. fil is bringing home white wine i don't think white wine counts as boozing cos if it isn't red and it isn't carby then it isn't booze, natch. when i said natch did you get to thinking that i was very smart like pulled a 360?

i think i am spending too much time alone.

ONE YEAR AGO TODAY



also

hi lindsay





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we watched lie with me last nite and boy is it DIRTY. the first 3/4 of it were spent trying to act not turned on and then by the end when we determined that neither of us were in trouble for the actions of the actors ie projecting slutty cheatingness onto each other via the film we decided to get down but then it turned into emo lovey dovey depressing shit anyway you get to see WANG and VAGINA and ASS and TITS and it is filmed all over toronto. the narrating is kind of pretentious but only because i was jealous of the lead girl. that guy from the last texas chainsaw massacre is in it and his face does not get torn off like in texas chainsaw so i guess it is a pretty decent success for him sorry for ruining the ending.

frank and louie

two face cat


scared kid

this is mean

let us see how vapid i can get

i might wear a scarf later
tho maybe not
tho probably

and my hair
it's getting longer
tho i cut some of it off the one side of my head and blamed it on fil for not saying not to do it but still the hair in the back it is
longer

everything i do is a song
everything i say is a movie

i'm gonna get drunk 9/11 styles

Trinity Bellwoods Park map.

for wedding 1 - outdoors, informalish, will most likely also be wearing tights.

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ew i was having a conversation and i said IT IS WHAT IT IS i want to punch myself.

another thing people say that is NOT ALLOWED is: a blank is a blank is a blank. like, a blog is a blog is a blog etc. hey asshole a fuck you is a fuck you is a fuck you DIE.

what are you even trying to convince me of? oh wait i thought this house was a sofa was a hamburger boy you sure set ME straight you half-wit.

1. you are not smart
2. you are not clever
3. you are not interesting
4. your words have no depth
5. stop lying to yourself

anyway more life lessons to come, surely.

i have been wearing this shirt since friday and this is possbile cos the armpit part doesn't touch my underarms cos of the big sleeves a la deb in napoleon dynamite so the shirt doesn't stink. we played a ten song set at the moonshine in oakville yesterday and jeff and odette cried because harvest moon is their wedding song and my voice gave them chills and when i sang who will save your soul the windows didn't shatter.

i have to stop taking pictures of myself with greasy hair and fucked morning makeup face or more importantly stop thinking that i look good like that.