right now i am partying with guitar hero II fil was going to get in the shower but my singing and partying and general rocking out enticed him over to play a couple songs first. he's all let me play i'm all NO. i want to have a party just so people can come over and watch me play guitar hero II and take pictures and put a spotlight on me and give me a headset mic cos i sing along with all the songs i can see myself getting a record deal out of this, if so does guitar hero get a cut? anyway this is just a nothing post to remind you how fucking cool i am. i am basically the bassist from magneta lane when i play guitar hero so now you know.
last nite i made us vodka olive martinis cos we are classy now and holy shit before sipping one you totally forget how loaded they get you it's zero to inebriation to can't speak english let alone any language other than stupid. we watched employee of the month, it starts off all funny then fades into meh. there's a john mayer song innit HAHA. before the credits we pretended we were jack black narrating his tenecious d trailer IN A WORLD LIKE YESTERDAY ETCETERA TOMORROW SOMETIME THIS SUMMER BUT POSSIBLY FALL in that movie narration voice he does, after about three sips of a martini, it's like bla bla i am wearing a lamp shade on my head everything i say is hilarious shut up so i can say more hilarious things.
then we got into a HUGE fight but we're cool now.
one part i liked about employee of the month was when dane cook suggests to his grandma that maybe she shouldn't rely on lottery tickets for dough and she says uh do you think i should be taking financial advice from you? and he goes SCORE ONE GRANDMA. later on she reminds him to clean his balls. wicked. i like when grandmas are sluts, it's iffy when it's a mom but a grandma somehow can get away with it? oh my mom's a grandma too but she doesn't look like one, you have to have the whole mumu white hair in rolls big glasses look going to get away with saying WASH YOUR BALLS, i think. pedro is in it too that was a nice surprise.