why girls are sluts right now
full body makeover GREAT! that's exactly what my seven year old needs i'm tired of her plain jane boring get-up, time to break out the glitter bleach bronzer eyelashes and gloss.
finally they came out and said it, practise on yourselves you little whores!
exactly like last year's doll except new! pose like never before! thanks beyonce and mariah carey, fucking assholes.
seriously now? if girl socks looked like this i would put dynamite in them. why did you have to ruin christmas stockings too, barbie? what the hell is next, high heel rollerskates?
CREEPY! why is there a torso on my vanity dresser and why is it smiling at me...oh wait that's dora the ring/the grudge where in the hell did she find the time to grow her hair out that long? here's a tip parents and toy makers, playing with half of a doll ISN'T fun, nor is playing with the head of one, intended for make-over parties or whatever, don't encourage your kid to be a social outcast like that. the point is, after makeup-time little girls want to take their doll and cuddle it which is kinda difficult if it is ANCHORED TO A VANITY DRESSER AND DOESN'T HAVE LEGS.
guess what honey? when you grow up, you get to destroy the planet like i did. yep. merry christmas HUG!
wheeee! sprinkle sprinkle here come the slut faeries with our retarded SF hairstyles.
alright fine, they're kind of cute.
ew! what's wrong with your face? and again with the torso/bust/head dolls, NOT FUN. and why is there an albino monkey wearing a tiara?
do you sing songs about how it's ok to be ugly?
oh god, don't worry burning man parents, when you're off twirling hoola hoops in the desert fucked on ecstasy, little lisa will be taken care of.
i would be cool with this one if not for the desperate girl holding the locket like that and flashing some gang sign i don't know about.
(it's raining men voice) IT'S RAINING TORSOS! how lazy are you toy designers, and why can't you make up your minds? pick an outfit and stick with it then provide some outfits to mix 'n match with. this is my impression of what a little girl is going to be like when she opens this present:
did i use enough question marks? moving on.
ok so you are sexy animal faeries? i think this is barbie camp's answer to the baby bratz style of body but why they chose animal faeries, no idea. is there a cartoon out there somewhere i don't know about?
she's missing a fat lip, bruised cheek and bloody knuckles, other than that i have a boner.
noooooooooooo! at the risk of offending some bitches i like who do this to their hair, ok nevermind i got nothing. just look at how ridiculous it is, i don't get it. just saying.
what i'm supposed to respect her first before i can get with her? and ridiculously short skirts aren't for peeking up? what is going on world this good feeling toy's ripping is backfiring, i feel sad now.
in stark contrast, non-slutty is sort of offensive-looking to my eyes, and that's very bad.
ok well at least she's slutty, we know this because she's had sex twice and even delivered her own babies!
it's funny imagining a pile of just gave birthed barbies all sweaty and gross, like if a little girl went ahead and was all realistic about her role-playing doll time.
even the nerdy girl is a slonky.
whatever, when i was a baby, my hair was at least 3 inches LONGER than that, and my waist was thinner you cow.
i want to know how dads feel about this shit, once they're finished beating off, of course.
EVEN THAT LITTLE DOG IS A CRAZY HORNY SLUT WTF?!
hahahahahhahahha "just like home" i love how there are only two choices for girl toys, whores or chores. this is by the same german company who did the cleaning kit accessories toy, hey little girl it's your future, TODAY!
and then if your daughter is morbidly obese and you don't want to fill her head up with unrealistic stuff like "healthy eating" and "exercise" here, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Sunday, November 18, 2007
why girls are sluts right now