we are going to this tonite if you are going too and have my number call me we will be the two awkward losers wearing saturday sweaters because we wear sweaters on saturdays, on other days too but mostly on saturdays, mostly. or you could just show up. pitt texted us earlier asking what we were doing tonite re: hockey game he finally got back to fil just now when fil said uh going to watch it anyway pitt is already wasted so i guess we won't be hanging. good one pitt you could have had your first hipster party!
i am going to combine a blogger party with pink mafia/sport pig/lust for kicks so you nerds better start practising being cool START NOW. anna is the boss of all of them, i modelled some of her underwear once and she hooked me up with that major maker video gig i was in remember? click this then go to multimedia to watch the WINDOW video though i am a total fat cow innit so maybe you don't want to do that. i do a total awesome fake wave though.
you might recognize anna from the video on trial show on muchmusic. when i first met her years ago she said she was a pop culture expert, totally on the money and wouldn't you know it she's on that show-thing now. she's pretty hot too.
right now though we are finally going outside to eat and watch the toronto maple leafs.
Saturday, January 27, 2007
3 years ago today:
after it happened she walked from room to room in the big empty house and lied down sideways on the couch all day long and learned when all the tv shows were on at what time and even the ones after that too and she smoked a lottttt and grew very neurotic and shy and introverted and spoke very little no more than a hmm and haaaaah and when she would speak to others she apologized for being very boring and having nothing to say and this is why she avoided people altogether and she grew very insecure and looked forward to sleeping, it being her only escape into another world a great form of entertainment far greater than television. then she began smoking weed again and making an effort to look pretty and talk more and stopped taking lithium and lost some weight.
man i am having major bouts of insomnia. i've fucked up my sleeping pattern by staying up 'til 5 or 6am and sleeping til 5pm. probilly my medication is to blame. the anti-depressants are kicking in so i lay in bed with racing thoughts and then i tell myself to stop thinking and then that gay thing happens where you're thinking of not thinking and then u go to yourself unnngh i'm thinking of NOT thinking whatinthefuck is wrong with me? so then i think why don't i just pretend i'm dead and shut off my brain. then i thought, fuck man, what would it be like to be dead, do your thoughts just stop or something? do you lie there and your brain just goes. mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep like a straight line and u just like, lie around some more and stuff? kuz that would certainly suck. well maybe. to not exist anymore.
so now it's like 5 in the morning and i'm still thinking of stupid scenarios of death and the like and i thought fuck this! so i went downstairs and took one of my brother's nytol coma pills and took it with milk instead of with water like it said on the bottle (ever the rebel i am). it says it would kick in in about 20-30 minutes. great. more time to kill. so i read a bit, this book called pink slip by some wop chick, whatever, i already read it. and of course i'm worried that once the pill kicks in i may never ever wake up because what if i'm not suppose to take this little blue pill thing what with the medication i'm on. so i start to panic and worry more and the racing thoughts come bak again so i read some more and the little fucking pill is still not kicking in and i think fuck, if this is my last nite alive i should write some goodbye letters, but then what would i say, "hi i'm a retard and i think i'm going to die, i really appreciated our friendship and you're really nice..tra la...you can have that pink shirt of mine you always liked. i love you. don't be too sad. life is boring anyway."
then i got this crazy idea to publish a whole book of fake suicide letters. wouldn't that be cool? no. heart-wrenching and gay, i think.
so i finally fell asleep and dreamt i gave birth to a miniature little baby that was like see-thru and it started talking to me right away. it was a boy. i asked him what his name should be and he said mike and i said no way there are too many mikes in my family, in fact, too many mikes in the world already. and there was all this blood on my crotch, on the floor, everywhere. and all these people came in the room and started yelling and then the dream turned into something completely different and perverted. nevermind the rest.
so i'm still alive. yay. i dyed my hair black today. again. my roots were growing in. and i bought this fucking hot furry leathery russian winter hat thing yesterday, underwear, two shirts, and one of those eye things u wear to block out the light when u sleep. in the morning my room is so bright it's like a fucking suntan booth. and there's this fucking tree that scrapes against the wall of my house, right where my room is and it DRIVES ME COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE LIDJ;nesao rhesfreskjfnARRRRGH!
i also dreamt i got some bitchin' tattoos on my arms. maybe i'll do that soon.
this is from the stalkraymi forum.
Only dreamers want to become famous writers. Famous writers aren’t even that cool unless they are telling stories about how they messed up their own life. Think about this, all the cool celebrities you know are legitimately insane, substance abusing, heart stealing crazies, like Raymi the minx and Kurt Cobain.
Where as a famous writers whole life is just telling stories of what it would be like to be a legitimately insane, substance abusing, heart stealing crazy.
Eccentric is one step before insanity.
i have to tell you that i am amazing at wii boxing, in the fitness thing when you are doing the punching bags i can go through 26 of them in a minute. fil can get through 13. also my arms are toned now and 1/3 less like oprah winfrey's and tyra banks' meat arms i rule. here is proof that wii can get you in shape, this dude lost 9 pounds in a month just by adding a half hour of wii sports to his daily program. so i've been doing that too and i am seeing results. also i like to make characters of everyone we know, we made samir and sharpie and lise and max and pitt and cid lindsay lohan dickcheese and when you play baseball they divy up the players so i got samir and pitt on my team and when samir got a double i was like alright samir! then i felt insanely pathetic because we are reduced to associating with simulated versions of our real life friends cos our real life friends don't want to be our real life friends anymore. sigh.
i have a huge canvas to paint but i am going to wait for fil to finish playing zelda first cos i need the coffee table to do it.
we watched the illusionist and crank last nite, they are both kind of stupid but whatever.
HAHA fil just came over to me to google something he started typing twilight then i went lgihgfd;ogihdvn and said just tell me what to type and he says ok type twilight princess wii walkthrough. uh fil i think this might have something to do with the fact that we don't have any friends, just a hunch.