YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY NEED TO UPDATE YOUR LIST AS I AM CLEARLY A FUCKING A-LIST BLOGGER AND YOU ARE ASSHOLES SO, I AM TAKING IT UPON MYSELF TO UPDATE MY BADGE FROM B-LIST TO A.
PS I AM NOT BEGGING YOU TO CALL ME COOL I AM TELLING YOU I HAVE EXISTED LONGER ON THE WWW LONGER THAN YOU SO IT SHOULD BE YOU DOING THE BEGGING.
Saturday, February 03, 2007
in case you were wondering what i am up to right now i am putting shit i don't want no more on my new and improved SHIT I DON'T WANT NO MORE raymistore blog.
go have a look!
i kept meaning to bring this up anyway my friend/old roommate lucas' band stop die resuscitate remixed a my brightest diamond track GOLDEN STAR it's fucking awesome and i'm not just saying that cos i feel obligated to i mean it, i like it, it's like a disco party song. way to go guys! in other news, yes, lucas is still homeless-looking he has long homeless man hair i wanted to say rumpelstiltskin hair but that dude isn't the one who fell asleep and got old i can't think of who that is so whatever bye.
**IMPORTANT UPDATE -- it was rip van winkle!
loner paint party I
i know the majority of you are lazy and stupid and when i link to other people's blog posts that have more than 30 words in them to read you are overwhelmed, anyway, please try again, it is worth it.
holy shit why am i even awake right now? fil got up to drive sean to the train station and now he is playing zelda he brought home some of those fucking delicious tim horton's breakfast sandwiches because my new skinnierness is making him feel stressed out and everyone knows it is way easier to control and manipulate a fat girl soooo i am not eating mine.
fil keeps making me watch him play cos right now there are cats that he is talking to and even kittens and now they are following
himzelda around. ps. yes i know strikethroughs are gay it's the easiest way of getting my point across right now is all i am probably drunk still.
last nite was fun i'm glad we stuck around after leviride's show to watch TRACKDIRTYAZ it was like dirty grime led zeppelin hip hop but way more polite? leviride are a good show band bob asked me afterward what i thought for real and i don't remember what i said but i'm sure it was all nice and good things ha. i don't want to say bad things about the band before them so i'll leave it at ah nothing. i did however recognize the two dudes in that eden ants band from my catholic highschool and i went up to say hi to one with the intention of being all i am better than you but last second i got nervous and was all TOO NICE and he kind of snubbed me, no recollection of me whatsoever. i know! ME! FUCK HIM! i am never saying hi to an acquaintance of the past ever again that dude will go home, google his shite band, find my blog and then kill himself. later on outside having a smoke i saw this girl sidle up to him she seemed sort of lame so i guess maybe he wasn't allowed to talk to his "groupies" whatever.
anyway i liked everything way more when i was drinking scotch and eating toasted almonds from the tiniest tin ever, you put a toonie into this machine and you get a tiny tin of nuts, cocktail nuts, honey roasted and so on, party.
jeff came out last nite too, he said the traffic helicopter crashed in cambridge and the pilot and some other guy are in critical condition that's fucked.
after the show me fil and sean walked to cora's pizza to which i nagged the rest of the way home we should have gone to papa ceo's WHY? they have bathrooms and more sitting room AND the pizza is better BY FAR. also, it's theme pizza, named after celebrities, that little extra effort goes a long way i think and so because we went to cora's i had to pee in an alley in the freezing cold afterward. thanks
Friday, February 02, 2007
Phil: read that article about charles taylor
it is interesting
im reading jamie's blog
Phil: ok sorry i forgot you don't like reading
me: you can tell me about it next time we are on a stroll
uh i already read a book about him fil why do i need to wikipedia
someone got me going about marriage in my comments
"well i was making a joke about how nerdy elizabeth looks next to the wedding dress. and yes i think i am getting married, fil has til im 25 maybe, i dunno, depends. he doesn't "believe" in marriage for truly selfish reasons, dont get me started. "
Phil: oh because the wiki thing is the truth that a lot of the book was based on [cuz the book is fiction, yes]
me: omg we are still talking about this?
im talking about marriage fil
me: me and sabrina were looking at wedding dresses online last week do you like that
Phil: why are you two getting married?
me: no we were looking for cool dresses
is it ok to eat the brocolli i ordered from two nites ago
todays the last day?
Phil: yeah probably
did you know the druggie brothers who lived in the school bus in rule of the bone are the brothers of sarah polley's character in the sweet hereafter
and how would i know that
are you a literature detective
Phil: yes pretty much
me: so they used those two for the sweet hereafter?
oh i guess that movie was based on a book by russell banks ya?
this was said about russell banks:
He has written a movie adaptation of Jack Kerouac's On the Road for producer Francis Ford Coppola, which was slated for production in 2006.
me: oh wow
Phil: this movie was based on one of his books: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affliction_%28film%29
me: i want one on rule of the bone
Phil: yes it would be good
me: my mom thanked me for linking her and calling her a whore
invited me to go out with her cougars tonite
i said this: no thanks i have plans tonite your friends wouldnt like me i would take all their attention away from ten-going douches
i learned this - read it while i check email
it is what cid does when he opens his mouth
me: oh my god fil stop forcing your nerd addiction onto me
Phil: omg just read it it is short and you comment about it all the time
me: i dont make flehmen comments
last nite i smoked the sweet sweet cheeba, sheeba? i am so old and far from pot smoking that i don't know what the terminology is anymore anyway here are all the irrational thoughts i had i call this "FUN" WITH PARANOIA!:
well, i already told you about my journals all 20 of them being taken from me cos somehow the people of bloor knew i was coming? i figured everyone was hot for my teenage journals and scrapbooks, i don't know why just cos, just cos.
sarah and mark started to talk about that aqua teen hunger force scandal thing to which i had no previous knowledge of so when they got to making terrorist jokes i had to decide whether or not their entire conversation was just an elaborate scheme to secretly inform me via a bevy of gestures and bold statements that i was suppose to jump out of the window or have a severe panic attack.
i think that was the highpoint of my paranoia, nothing else stands out OH i did think that the cab driver was going to follow me up to the condo and rape and murder me after all his friends climbed up the balcony and had their way with me so in every room in the apartment i was figuring out which things would make the best weapons. it didn't help matters at all that cid has been a huge sketchbag since fil left, he keeps pacing and being all low to the ground when he walks like he is having 'NAM flashbacks.
i always think people are watching me at night but it is especially spooky when you are alone and HIGH holy crap those branches MOVE are they branches or are they homeless crankheads who have super human strength and ability to launch themselves over my balcony from standing on the slide at the park?
then i obsessed over eating a chocolate molten lava cake but i didn't succumb.
i'm still thinking about it.
i have discovered the secret link to my sweets-craving, WEED. so next time i am at fil's mom's for dinner and she gets hurt by my poo-pooing a dessert i will just take out a one-hitter right there on the spot and get high, then wait an hour, then have some ice cream AND two more helpings of dinner and laugh my face off to family guy.
xtina on leno
don't tease nerds
noel made me come over and get all my journals he's been babysitting for a couple years, he even made notes on several hundred pages, what they mean i do not know, there's all these green stickies sticking out all over the place. i don't want to give away the idea he/we have in mind for them. anyway i was a bit paranoid bringing them home from his place all by myself i had this picture in my head of a gang of dudes jumping me for my journals? my stupid embarrassing life's work. there's maybe 15 of them, 20 perhaps. everyone was reading them last nite too, that was embarrassing though yes i DO enjoy the subject being me it got to be a bit much after awhile (that's when i was doing a lot of coke, that's when i was on dxm, that's, when i was alone in a bar killing time before going to work yes at midnite i was an online "model" etc) so elizabeth and i left so noel could get back to working on his "art" and so on.
before that we went to hurricanes to drink scotch and make fun of people.
Thursday, February 01, 2007
me: hi you are never on g talk
Elizabeth: I know
this is new
new at least
I just moisturized my hands
fucking feels great
I am having a bush wax tomorrow
Im already wincing
making my wince faces
me: i thought you were down with growing a forest
Elizabeth: oh I am
to a point
then its like a forest grows under the forest
and I have too much hair to deal with
and need to pull it all out
me: when are u going to nols he is planning to go to queen video on college at some point he goes every thursday or something
i told him to call me after that gayness
Elizabeth: I suppose if I maintained it regularly
oh are we done bush talking
me: seriously you had a major bush over the summer
Elizabeth: nick is leaving soon
yeah its bigger now
me: are you last minute boyfriending it up
but it isnt proving to be very enjoyable
Im too tired to be nice to him
me: dude i am a lunatic by myself my mental stability diminishes more and more with each passing loner moment
Elizabeth: and all I want is him to kiss my ass and hump me
me: well come over then and we can subway together
you can drink wine with me
Elizabeth: I have to make him miserable for at least until he leaves
which is within the hour
Elizabeth: you should meet me at my subway
my nails are really long
me: i am just taking pictures of myself contorting my body to look the skinniest
Elizabeth: are you gonna be jealous
i will probably tell a loud story to distract from your nails
Elizabeth: ok I am going to shower and smell nice for you
me: good i dont want to hang out with a dirty ugly annoying whore
Elizabeth: I will call you befrore subway
oh I am whore too you know
me: i mean i am looking forward to our evening
Elizabeth: reformed whore
me: im putting this on my blog
Elizabeth: with a nick pic of my rack?
me: call when u are ready to roll
Elizabeth: do it up!
me: with your bush
Elizabeth: nick = nice
me: and my beautiful body
yes i got that
Elizabeth: leave the stuff about me wanting to make him miserable
(i was going through my flickr for pictures of elizabeth's hairy bush and when i finally got to it i double-clicked too many times and it put me back at the beginning of my unorganized set and of course i don't lable or tag anything so i had to go through everything again -- the point is i look like a european bitch here doesn't it look like i would say SHOOT UP LETS GO FOR VODKA or something?)
march of the yenta
my mom has been posting old pictures of her when she was a teenager and her captions/descriptions that go along w/ are quite uh, slutty. she use to tell me stories of how sweet and virginal she was i guess to try and get me to be good, turns out she is just a LYING WHORE like the rest of us.
and here we are together, look at me partying.
here i am as an angel pretending to pray, grade two. hey mom learn how to scan OR if you are taking a picture of a picture use MACRO.
my brother and i, i look like an asshole even THEN.
yous guys's have probably already seen the doherty shooting coke video what i want to know is who filmed it? also i would like to point out that i drew his picture BEFORE this video came to be and also i drew saddam hussein a couple weeks BEFORE his hanging so i am like sarah michelle geller in that movie where she cries and laughs when she is cooking and then everyone who eats her food they have emotional spazz attacks EXCEPT whoever i draw DIES or gets fucked in the tabloids. nice. i would say tom cruise is next but he is already fucked beyond all compromise. i don't want to jinx johnny depp so maybe i won't draw him. or i will.
i liked match point it was not at all what i expected i'm glad i watched it alone cos if fil was with me i would be too busy obsessing over scarlett's body and deep fuck me voice and accusing fil of picturing himself in her slender arms and me standing on the street corner being splashed by taxis watching as my life turns to shit and so on.
one thing that is annoying is how everyone is so totally fucking naive to this one dude's comings and goings is it suppose to be a british i don't want to know cos i am too rich and fabulous thing? they end every scene when the one dude is up to no good with everyone just falling for his lies. if this movie was american or canadian or rather STARRED ME i would be a psycho nag on that dude and would not let his shit go by at all, the movie would have been over way sooner because i am a detective and i don't trust anyone cos they are all out to get me all the time. also it is a very long movie so if you are a loner like me this will eat up a bunch of time and you won't even cry about it you will be sitting with your arms crossed shaking your head saying well i never etc.
one part that is stupid and poorly acted is when the dude who is with scarlett is all I BROKE UP WITH HER he met someone else. DUDE! YEAH RIGHT YOU STUPID FUCKING LIAR WORST ACTING EVER!!! i bet everyone watching as that scene was filmed were all pffft totally not buying it what fictional fucking character would give up a scarlett johansson not to be a lesbian or anything but holy crap. HOLY CRAP! IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A STUPID RETARD DO IT ON YOUR OWN TIME NOT IN MY MOVIE!
in other news, WHAT THE HELL NICOLAS CAGE?
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
i went to sushi on bloor and ate alone i ordered the sashimi bronze for ten bucks ten pieces but they give you 16 pieces? decent. i also got an unagi handroll. i had a four person table to myself which was nice until a slew of whimsical annex fuckfaces came in the door and told stories to each other loudly while i was finishing my meal and reading a homosexual crime novel (literally a book about gay gangsters i know i throw around GAY a lot and don't mean it other than to describe something cheesy but this time i oh nevermind) and this little kid kept rattling the soya sauce bottle on my table wavering it around so i let him do it for thirty seconds before i SLAMMED my left hand hard on the table looked him in the eye and said CAN YOU STOP THAT he was maybe 8 so i felt especially brave, his mom wasn't looking either HAHA eight year old. this dude saw it all go down and i felt like he mentally gave me a high-five after i did it and prior to that he was like i hate that little white devil.
a party of three teachers were leaning against the two chairs at my table too like it was fucking chat-central and they kept asking the waitress when a table would be ready and they sighed a lot and one told a story about her autistic grade ones and she acted out how one of them kept asking to go to the bathroom.
holy shit people i am drinking a fucking asahi at 5pm does it look like i want to listen to any words from anyone's fucking mouth right now other than SAKE ARIGATO WASABI ASAHI SAPPORO?
i get that it's annoying that i am taking up a four person table but it was dead when i got there and every other fucking loner white lady that came in after me asked for a booth or a bigger table and they got one why are you all picking on me it's because i am beautiful right and closest to the door? maybe if you shut up so i don't have to re-read the same fucking gay crime novel page ten times i can finish my meal quickly and get out of there so that YOU can waste everybody's time, leisurely eating your bento box I HATE EVERYONE IN THE ANNEX WHITE PEOPLE ESPECIALLY EXCEPT FOR ME (and some people i know ok i only hate strangers)!! you are not allowed to act all breezy and nonchalant when really just under the surface you will lose your fucking mind if you have to wait two minutes for a table GO SOMEWHERE ELSE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE WAITING. i'm sorry my eating here alone at this table and arriving before you personally offends you so much.
after that i went to that new nerd-central book store bmv whatever and bought two books and asked if they took books in exchange for cash/credit and they do and of course the dude had to tell me all this extra information about it that i didn't wask for and he was wearing jogging pants.
then i bought leg warmers and some sunglasses.
oh fil just came home and brought me one of those iv bags of wine or more accurately a wine skin OR a maple syrup bag something with a little spout you don't even need a glass HELLO LIVER PARTY!
he has to go away now to his dad's then a work ski-trip thing so i am alone i rented a bunch of movies i will probably not go to that blogtv.ca thing but if you want to do something fun in lieu of then call me if not then i will just be wine-crying on the couch to match point.