my modest little friend.
fil was in an eating spiral
held off on these chiefs.
have you ever bumped fuglies to shitty tv porn on tequila whilst being pregnant with tacos? two words: par tay.
this was all last nite/yesterday, we walked 10km today. JUST SAYING, FATFACE!
livin' on the edge much aerosmith?
sorry if my hilarity is inconveniencing your 18 hours of DAILY SLUMBER yeah no i'm not.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
ps rippage, bring it crybabies.
coming from someone who has never been sexually abused or raped i think there is nothing wrong with you at all, i think you're fucking awesome to be able to carry on with your life, not allow some shitty incident control you forever and not be one of those WAH WAH WAH my life is FUCKED women on oprah, dude "took" something from you and you are letting him win by bearing this burden and let it paralyze you for the rest of your life the best thing you can do is keep your chin up and be the happiest person you can be.
oh one of these chicks, GREAT. so did you jut out your stomach and arch your back "for weeks" everytime he walked in the room? how about just punching him and then wait and see what happens? ps. it's LED my ex to believe not LET, how's oshawa?
first of all way to blow it did you write it on a banner and hang it from your bedroom window? your parents suck, tell them to fuck themselves and move out. what kind of mother do you have? yeesh. tell her she is ugly and fat and you were faking your laughter when she pushed you on the swings.
DON'T GET ME STARTED!
you are child what? and no, blowjobs in cuba are more of a priority right now i don't have time to "miss" things. way to place your last "zinger" at the bottom so it would be cut off.
so you obviously want to get with the wife but why were you snooping through their computer? red flag: CRAZY.
terrible, awful, get out or call child services on your own house, you are destroying your kid, worst mother ever.
this just in, water is wet.
here's something that will brighten my day, FUCKING OFF. adults who say when i grow up and giggle afterward and refer to themselves as BIG KIDS make me feel extremely violent. do yourself a favour and keep this ambition of yours a secret.
and what the hell would that be a fucking baywatch pyramid with you on the top, you aren't brave enough to do that in real life? you have a better chance of being struck by lightning everyday for the nest 365 days, retard.
blowing my ego comment of the day award goes to kymberli
Its sad to say but I am a total closet Raymi fan, Have been for years, but have never, ever posted anything on your site haha, I just like reading, and checkin things out. I think alot of people aspire to be like you haha And you know what...when I 1st discovered you, I didnt tell my friends b/c i was like she is the best person ever, noone else I know should know about her haha, well, things have since changed b/c those friends of mine I feel are worthy and really would appreciate some insight to what could be, and how to be a free spirit, I tell them about you, so in total ive only found ...umm... 2 of my friends worthy of your coolness, haha
I've been going through my archives, trying to fix all the broken picture links, etc. and have been finding some funny old posts. I found this one, which isn't really funny, and kind of boring (I wonder why I even bothered to post it) but it's interesting from a historical perspective. It's your mother's first time on MSN.
i have a huge following on msn.
i had a really long dream about john last night
what happened in teh dream?
we were at a party or something. and he was there. and i said
something dirty to him, as i tended to, and then we were in this room
with all these people and this one little skank was flirting with him
and i was just yelling abuse at her and he was oblivious.
then the skank turned into raymi and i realised that raymi's boyfriend
is way hotter than john and she wouldn't be all skanky and whatnot.
pretty gay dream. it's like "i miss john but i LOVE raymi"
gay in the correct sense of the word.
Friday, July 27, 2007
not ours, should have been le sigh. are you guys tired of le and sigh yet?
kenny and seb, mother theresa, really? that's funny?
ok who ordered the swede?
tracy has a crush on some jew at her old gym i told her to say something hilarious to him on facebook like wouldn't it be hilarious if... and she screamed IF YOUR DICK WAS IN MY MOUTH!? i was shocked and appalled well i never! heh.
last i saw her we was bumpin' asses on the boat dancefloor i was laced to shit it was magical.
no chins here, oh, wait, nevermind.
lookit sharpie that little scamp she should have her smile TM'd.
samir is building a school in egypt.
SOrry i busted you for being a patio prevert.
sad betty every picture i take of you makes all these crazy effects explode all around your head prolly cos you are asian, no? graphic designer computer camera joke anyone?
fuuuuuuuuuck finch. nice new haircut. karen's headband is adorable.
wait what's this NEW thing all the kids are doing?
samir, my dad has the same shirt, scroll down a few posts.
here is the first grown-up electronic list for fil i have typed i feel super old now with a curly fro.
tacos, a kit maybe
taco sauce for the meat
lean ground beef (not turkey)
lettuce if you want, maybe shredded half cut i think u can get it that way
the tomato i have is big enough depending how many tacos you plan to eat
maybe grab one tomato
onion - to mix with meat YUM
red/green pepper (maybe?)
sour cream (the real stuff i dont want watery barf nothing flavour)
beer, corona, dos equis?
OH MY GOD i just google image searched tacos BIG mistake.