HEADS UP! I AM FEELING ROMANTIC AND SENTIMENTAL SO I WILL BE DRESSED ACCORDINGLY.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Elizabeth: I am sending you a song (glamorous life - nitecourt - Sheila E - edit remix) and I need you to make a video of what its like to listen to it, shoot it with the camera on fil's eyebrows
me: ok why do i have to make a video
cos its a good song?
Im inspired to make a video
I am giving you my inspiration
ok i am listening to this song now how am i supposed to feel
i feel like i am in a drum circle on lithium
ok now i am in africa
and i have dreadlocks
me: oh wait this is MIA now?
Elizabeth: its a REMIX
me: ok now i am climbing a chain link fence
me: now i am in a janet jackson video
me: and i am doing rap dance moves
Elizabeth: the one where she goes around the world
me: and i am 35 lbs overweight
no rhythym nation
Elizabeth: oh really?
I was just about to say "and your abs are really toned"
me: ok now i am in a pillow fight wearing pink and my hair is crimped
oh now my abs are toned at this part
Elizabeth: what part
how many seconds
me: now i am collecting soup cans and letting them spill down the stairs cos thats what it sounds like
2 mins in
me: or like 150
i like it
i kind of have to call my dealer now
now i am in a dance off
me: wearing hi-top la gears
with neon laces
with your hair combed to the side
me: and making fun of other girls on the scene and i am talking about how fluorescent is dead
are you dancing with a black guy
because I am
not so much with
he is dressed like mc hammer on basketball afternoon
Elizabeth: and now I am headed to the bar
bc the song is over
me: we need to get a blog and do this music fantasy conversations like everyday
yeah now i am going to the bathroom and taking a coke dump for the 60th time
and Im like
"damn when I get home Im going to have to shower before I can put out"
me: or it goes past the point of being able to do it cos u did too much and you have to tell a long story about the time someone in highschool told you about a play they went to in thailand
this is me waiting for johnny depp.
i swear i'm 5'8.
and this is me in my dad/back to school outfit hahaha.
now here is some art, i do not know by whom, gorilla monsoon didn't know the name of the artist hung on their own walls. geniuses.
this is the artist.
painted on canvas to look like woodgrain i thought it was real at first.
and now for these stupid dicks, the ugly one on the left said he was the artist i said oh yeah you eh? and they all laughed hysterically and i said oh so that's you and pointed at one of the paintings (of the actual artist) and i said sorry dude you do NOT look like that, then pretended to double-take, they believed it then chortled some more so i hung back and took some more pictures to eavesdrop in on them talking about me, i couldn't make any of it out other than they are loser douchebags who hang out at gorilla monsoon who thought they were more intelligent than me. i hate young people. we were there ONLY because the horseshoe patio was full.