"These cyber scribes rule the blogosphere but without a laptop to lean on, will they crash and burn?"
what? huh? they do? how? when? WHERE? WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY AND WHY WASN'T I CHOSEN FOR THIS SHOW? and look at how few of them actually have blogs, tell me, how can you "rule" the "blogosphere" w/o a fucking blog!? and even the ones who do, megalomaniac or not, I AM THE BLOGOSPHERE.
this is totally a farce, how laughable and nice snub you nerds.
cid is fat
the batcave seizure palace
cid's new enemy
dinosaurs at the ROM and a guy who shat himself
creepy santa thing
drunk at dominion
who hates toronto?
celine dion sucks
Saturday, December 22, 2007
do you have plans for NYE yet? never fear we got it covered, tony is coming back to town and he and duane are holding down the fort in a nice hotel, so if you want to avoid pricey bars, crowds and tinsel covered cougars from all over the GTA this dec. 31, email this guy at firstname.lastname@example.org and i will give you the deets. BYOB of course, and bring lots.
christmastime for the jews
way to go.
lunchdate food poisoning.
xmas present for my brother.
we went to c'est what and were banished to the back room with the temperature equivalent to a steamhouse and the musical stylings of jack fucking FM.
i brought back-up in case it got boring.
you can learn a lot about your friends by playing cards with them.
trevor for example is way competitive. elizabeth is a space cadet, she lost the most.
i am too actually, many times someone would be out and i didn't even know it. n. is greedy and bossy, all dudes are exactly the same basically, anal and controlling. am i right sisters?
i'm already tired of this.
everyone in that elevator was a buzzkill except for us.
check senor frown over in the corner there allergic to fun much?
mitzie got BIG.
someone was treating us to a celine dion jam.
'scuse-me i was looking for the skinny party?
mitzie looks like this:
haloscan is fucked right now i can't even log in so if you are desperate to share some information with me, email it and i will add it to my blog like in the days before commenting existed. i know it's killing me too i havent been able to log in since early last nite i NEED INSTANT FEEDBACK regarding everything i do NOWNOWnowWNWowNOW! *update ok it's sort of working for me, v. delicate but i can access just takes longer. ps. stardust is MAGICAL see it.
environmentally friendly holiday greetings from emma and arsenio.
Friday, December 21, 2007
here's a don't.
DON'T eat a chicken teriyaki bento box and eat around the slightly pink parts of the chicken and then don't go into a tiny whimsical gift store in the annex holding in your fourth #2 of the day then go to the tanning salon sweating and clammy and use the facilities and then DON'T have a suntan and DON'T picture crapping the suntan bed either oh god it was like the end of the fucking world half an hour ago, all is well but next time just pass on the suntan until your body temperature goes back to normal. that was like the dumbest thing i've done lately and i usually make a point to do a dumb as often as possible and no in case you didn't get it i did not crap the tanning bed i had to lie perfectly still while my delicate insides got a nice little cooking i couldn't do my regular poses and rotations it was that close.
i just saw rizabef and n they are doing well for anyone who cares, seeing them tonite if anyone else wants to get in on it.
it takes wendi months to get you the pictures she takes.
i rented stardust don't tell me anything about it i am tempted to watch it before fil comes home because i am yes, a lesbian.
*update oh man i just crapped AGAIN. no more bento boxes, no more chinese food. saigh.