because it's cool to hit it in front of your buds. i kids guys, i was just checkin' on my folds, no not those folds, my jean shorts folds! you guys are sick.
watch out jerry lee i got your number, oh wait are you dead already? ok i just checked wikipedia, you are living on a ranch with your family right now. we're cool.
not feeling the brew, seconds before vanilla stoli and cherry schnapps were pilfered and 'tings got psychedelic (for some).
we went to the el mo (HATE THAT PLACE) so fil could shoot the dunes and then i noticed my stomach was like ok go time. this just reminded me to throw a sheet of pepto pills in my purse.