this just in

working out sucks!



i feel great though! now i get what all you've been nagging about re: this exercising shit.






ha sweaty stinky greasebag.




Leslie: are you joking? rowing machine?
fyi, you are going to put on 1-2 pounds a day in nola

me: omg
i also worked out on a shitty exercise bike
and stared at my ugly face in the jazz mirror
and fat arms

Leslie: you are seriously obese and gross. maybe you should just kill yourself
weirdo. stop obsessing

me: yeah maybe ill drown myself in the mississippi

Leslie: poetic!
it's super muddy though
you might choke before you drown

me: ill put rocks in my pockets and just walk in
like jane austen

Leslie: ...i'm visualizing...

me: wearing a dress that a crazy lady would wear in the wicker man
buttoned up to my neck