you can talk about cha cha

maybe this is why they cut my shorts?



omfg! ahah oh canada love the relevance of this fact The town's website says it's famous for a herd of rare white moose that lives nearby. here's another article on this mysterious thing. don't let that train anywhere near toronto dudes!


oh yeah i also had a to bribe mary-ANN into hanging out with my last nite i said I WILL GIVE YOU SOME CLOTHES and then she came over i was like fuck now i actually have to do this. i gave her my american apparel blue velour shirt (don't even have it in my colour anymore) that i could have gotten ten million dollars for and my 80s red and black striped shirt with the zipper i got from le chateau in manhattan when i was 18 and this guy at a bar told me i looked fucking awesome like so madonna in it once I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT MARY ANN!

kidding, sorry you ralphed.

oh great fil is home, now he gets to see how i live like a sloth all day long, shower time guys.