answer to that stupid cat desk box the universe continues to email me daily ;) ps. fil found it before all of you did.
and if you get cold we gotchoo covered.
whether you like it or not.
alrightskies, onward to totally mad cookin' skills hour of power with rayms! i call this batch of awesome: FINALLY DIDN'T LOOK LIKE BARF!
first throw in your peppers, or celery, as i fucked up, celery takes longer than peppers to do their thing as in, become the opposite of raw and hard, those lil fuckers. i like 'em cos they're a nothing veg that fills you up, am i right anorexics? douse this shit in oil.
take another picture of it, enjoy the smell of cooking celery, nice innit?
then as it browns some and cooks more chop up garlic, stir periodically while spying on fil and simultaneously jam out to whatever tunes you have on your pod.
throw in garlic (2 cloves) turn down heat a bit so you don't burn it, some ass will always tell you don't put the garlic in too soon cos you'll burn it and you'll be forced to tell them to eat your penis, then you go and burn the garlic anyway, whatevs dude there's always more garlic where that came from nahmean. throw some torn up basil leaves in there for good measure. stir it all around like you just don't care wow this is getting gay eh? add more garlic if you want, i did. you're going to be waiting for the celery to cook awhile.
throw in egg whites, i used half a carton, the big guy, 500ml let it settle before you touch it, i mean, you don't have to, but why not avoid hovering and besides this is the part where you should be prepping your tomato anyway, cut up four big slices, salt and pepper them and jam them in the microwave for a minute, then you can start stirring this all around, fold it over with a spatula a few times. if you don't know how to make scrambled eggs you are a RETARD stop reading my blog.
this is where we get fancy, plate it, throw some gobs of goat cheese where you plan to top it off with your tomato, oh yeah, flip your microwave tomato over and put it back in the microwave for 30 seconds, if the little slices are already looking cooked enough and soggy, don't bother.
if you wanted you could put some more basil between the goat cheese and tomato, i didn't, don't be a goat cheese hog it will overpower the rest of this deliciousness.
carry this out to fil then comment aloud from the couch numerous times how fantastic this concoct. is, shovel it down.
skeptically ask fil if he really means it that it is really good tasting or if he is just pretending. the fanciness mile you went by topping it off with goat cheese and tomato will distract him from realizing you didn't bother cooking the peameal to go alone with.
when you're finished, tell him to get you a tallboy. spend the rest of the afternoon enjoying the smell of garlic on your fingertips in your underwear and 80s cat tank top then take a 20 minute power nap with cid and have a bath then write this blog post.
this is my ass.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
and my personal faves i found myself two years back, can't remember where:
:: Why all the sighs?
I've been looking through your pics and wondered about the
pic with the word 'sigh' written over and over and then two
words erased and replaced with cock and balls? You are a
beautiful sexy woman and I wonder what can make you so
Hope to hear from you,
the sighs are just jokey malaise, and i suffer from depression but it's more or less in check, and sadness is endearing i think, my boyfriend added the cock and balls, thanks for the concern.
your pal raymi
i dunno dudes...
aaaaand that would be my got laid last nite/hangover hair/face.
i guess it'll be solid for the beach and wearing a bikini top mayhaps, otherwise alicia, you have inherited a new skirt.
fil didn't even dog it, though he was on the fone and was likely just pacifying me.
we stayed in last nite, had webers burgers (me 1 bunless, fil 2 w/ bun) and watched into the wild (come on hurry up and DIE already asshole) and death at a funeral, v. funny.
what's going on today guys?