hey thanks dennis
Saturday, August 16, 2008
hey thanks dennis
cutest table embellishment. so radmad made plans with i for friday to play hooky but i woke up and had an alka seltzer for breakfast and said maybe i'll feel better later. i did, then matt makes plans with me and i forgot about raddy, whoops, so i say hey guys can we all hang together? brilliant me. oh also i could not remember the name of the place (dt bistro) or the exact address so we all had to travel together, they went on blind faith alone. fil and i went only once before, see here, when they didn't have their liquor license, then they closed down for a long while, and now they're up and at 'em with a booze license which is fantastic.
cute as a button meegs came along for the party.
quote of the afternoon YOU HAVE AIDS BUT YOUR CHOLESTEROL IS GREAT, matt beat me to the punch though i set that winner up. radmad's cackle could be heard all the way to spadina.
aw little lunch date table, rad asked me to go take a picture from outside, sure ok but then i won't be in it. deviant chick much?
upon entering the gals see this showcase and got super pissed at me, sorry i forgot about that part.
mirrors everywhere, bonus sass.
mushroom salad (8.50) with chicken added for 5 bones.
meegs got the same sans chicken.
goat cheese roasted pepper salad, love the presentayshionne.
matt says it was incredible.
a shocking tale is told.
sarah your beautiful face is blocking out MY beautiful face.
passion fruit jelly something velvet cakey i don't know what in a white chocolate egg cup.
i made a video of us all tasting it.
doing it face.
matt couldn't fight the temptation any longer.
bangs bangs bangs bangs
we cleared this section out.
i love the bathroom lay-out v much.
bye guys i had a gas, sorry i had gas. heh JOKES.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAhAHhahaHAHHAHAHHAHA oh god can't get over his tiny little head and face.
Friday, August 15, 2008
guess who's getting hooked up with a free pair of these!!!!?
i made a video of me doing the deed and my arm trembles in it just before i start snipping, you can't really make it out in the video though, i still grimace once it's over. uploading it now so come back in a few. oh my drunken raspberry wine tutorial video is in the shedoesthecity food section.
mastapowerful: i remember i tried to do a blog once
and i stole one of your stories
me: u did?
mastapowerful: i don't know if you knew it was me
me: plagiarized it?
mastapowerful: i can't remember
me: OMG u must!
mastapowerful: i think i changed one thing or something
about a bee stinging your ass?
me: you just copy and pasted it or rewrote it and made it so it happened to you
mastapowerful: it was long ago
me: oh yeah i pissed behind my old house and got stung on the ass by a bee
mastapowerful: i copy and pasted and i think changed the outcome and said it was you still
yeah that's it
me: we were locked out of my house cos my mom was at a friends and we were playing in the garage making forts out of cardboard boxes
i cant believe out of all my stories you took that one
it isnt even funny
i dont remember ever blogging it
me: im putting this on my blog
mastapowerful: yeah i dunno why either
i dont think its blog worthy
maybe bog worthy
me: yes it is cos i bet it happens a lot
mastapowerful: i found it
i just said "i got FUCKED in the ass by this bee..."
and i said you were pooing
or maybe you did
me: no it was a pee
mastapowerful: ok i said poo
poo is much more newsworthy
as is fuck
me: why would i take a dump on the grass behind my house for everyone to see
if i had to do that i would just go to someone elses house
oh and you also are not allowed to say poo or pooing. ugh SICK and what are you 2?
email@example.com: what do you mean you're not allowed to say poo??? I say poo all the time!!
me: i hate that word
it is so juvenile and stupid
and makes me embarrassed for people
it makes me think the person has no intellect
firstname.lastname@example.org: I will say it more often now to spite you :P
me: it's a baby word
email@example.com: It's cute and funny
me: THEN LUNCH IS OFF
me: it isnt cute and funny
firstname.lastname@example.org: oh raymi
me: seriously the mental imagery combined with that word makes me envision shitty diapers and crap explosions and kindergarten and children
u can say crap and thats it
when I think of the word I think of some little kid saying it cutely like mommy I have to go poo
me: kids aren't cute when they say it
me: they remind me of how retarded they are
email@example.com: you are too jaded
me: i am not
firstname.lastname@example.org: I bet 80% of the population think poo is cute
me: like when someones kid says i pooped and some asshole laughs cos they think it's darling then everyone is forced to laugh i want to stand up and punch that first guy who laughed
me: well 80% of the population jerks off to cuteoverload
cos they are fat loners
email@example.com: poo! poo! poo!
me: i am seething with rage
me: not really
but congrats you made my blog
or should I say:
me: OH SHUTUP
i can see this going too far on a future bender of ours
firstname.lastname@example.org: I was just thinking the same thing haha
We'll be drunk and I'll keep saying it and you'll like throw your drink at me
and then we won't be friends anymore
me: ill throw u in traffic
or else im moving
me: yeah i dont think hes like a statistician
me: email@example.com: hahaha the funniest part is that I actually do work in stats :P
how badly does this song make you want to have a naked e party?
drunken video of this to come
don't know how i feel about this and i'm also fretting over my cupcake painting, i HATE that i added that cherry to it, i think i'm going to paint it black (or brown) even though i made fun of how obvious a black cupcake is haha yeah cos people walk around referencing black cupcakes all the fucking time.
ate this while watching a national geographic thing on elephant, dog and dolphin births and video of them as fetuses ugh barrrrrrrf.
oh stop it.
hey guise i'm part of this family too!
i at least like it sideways.